Lindsay Lohan Showed Up at the Morgue Yesterday . . . But She Was Late and They Sent Her Home
At this point, it's still not clear what it'll take for LINDSAY LOHAN to get her act together.
--Lindsay showed up at the L.A. County Morgue yesterday to do some of the community service the judge ordered . . . but she was at least 20 MINUTES LATE, so they sent her home.
--Lindsay was supposed to arrive by 8:00 A.M., but by 8:20, she still wasn't there, and they considered her a no-show.
--All told, she was about 40 minutes late. She's SUPPOSED to be back this morning.
--Lindsay's rep has an excuse, of course. He said, quote, "Lindsay arrived at the morgue approximately 20 minutes late and will be returning for orientation tomorrow.
--"Her lateness was due to a combination of not knowing what entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.
--"Lindsay spoke with the supervisors at the morgue, they showed her how to get in and everything is all cleared up."
--Lindsay stuck with that alibi on Twitter later in the day. She said, quote, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go therapy!!!!
--"Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go! Thank you for your help."
Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Already Breaking Up?
KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES have only been married about two months . . . and "Life & Style" magazine already has them breaking up.
--A source says they're basically leading separate lives . . . quote, "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much. That's not a good sign."
--Meanwhile, the "Star" tabloid claims Kim has already visited a DIVORCE LAWYER. A source says, quote, "Kris doesn't show up for Kim. He's breaking her heart."
--And Kris was photographed yesterday moving boxes out of the New York City hotel he and Kim have been staying in. He wasn't wearing his wedding ring.
Pee Wee Herman Hopes to Do "Dancing With the Stars" Next Season
How BRILLIANT would this be: PEE WEE HERMAN says he hopes to compete on the next season of "Dancing With the Stars".
--You may not have known this, but Pee Wee is good friends with DAVID ARQUETTE and COURTENEY COX . . . and he's been visiting the show to cheer David on.
--He says, quote, "I hope to be dancing myself next season! That's why I'm there all the time, to get my face up there. Trying to butter up the producers and everything. Jury's out, I haven't heard yet."
John Travolta Tried to Book a Table at a KFC . . . And Got Denied
JOHN TRAVOLTA was in England for some kind of conference, and his people called a local KFC to reserve a table for him and some guests.
--But the employee told him that's not how it works, and he'd have to just get in line like everybody else. Obviously, this person didn't believe that John Travolta was actually trying to make a reservation at KFC.
--A KFC spokesman later said, quote, "In hindsight, of course, we would have reserved a table for him."
President Obama Is Coming Back to "The Tonight Show"
On Tuesday, PRESIDENT OBAMA will be a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". It's his fourth time . . . he was on twice while running for president, and he was also a guest in March of 2009, shortly after taking office.
--That was big because Obama became the first sitting president ever to appear on a late night talk show. Like the last time, he'll actually be in the studio with Jay.
Scarlett Johansson Did Not Make Out with Joseph Gordon-Levitt . . . According to Her Rep
SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S rep says there's no truth to the rumors about Scarlett and JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT.
--Here's the official statement . . . quote, "She is not dating Joseph nor did she kiss him. They are simply friends and talking about working on a project together."
--And Joseph's rep adds, quote, "He wasn't even in NY when 'Us Weekly' alleges. Joseph has met with Scarlett about a potential project to work on together."