Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up Again, This Time on "Saturday Night Live"
JIMMY FALLON and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE have teamed up on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" 12 times over the past four years . . . and they've done some hilarious bits, including their awesome "History of Rap" series.
And they're joining forces again next month . . . on "Saturday Night Live". Jimmy is hosting the December 21st episode, and Justin is the musical guest.
Meanwhile, NBC has announced that PAUL RUDD will host the December 7th episode, with ONE DIRECTION as the musical guest. And JOHN GOODMAN is hosting on December 14th, when KINGS OF LEON will perform.
Kendall Jenner Went on a Date with Harry Styles from One Direction
Newly-legal KENDALL JENNER went on a date with HARRY STYLES from ONE DIRECTION on Wednesday night. They had dinner at a place called Craig's in West Hollywood, then left together.
I don't know if this means anything, but after the date, Kendall started following Harry on Instagram.
Kelly Clarkson Says Her Pregnancy Weight Won't Come Off Easily
KELLY CLARKSON is actually EXCITED to gain weight during her pregnancy. She says, quote, "Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can't wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk!"
She's also being realistic about losing the baby weight. She says, quote, "I've never been Gisele Bundchen, so ain't nobody expectin' that! I like to set a [low] standard so people don't expect a lot."
Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer on His Nose
HUGH JACKMAN was treated for SKIN CANCER on his nose. He Tweeted, quote, "[My wife] said to get the mark on my nose checked. Boy, was she right!
"I had a basil cell carcinoma. Please don't be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!" Hugh didn't say how it was treated, but he posted a picture of his bandaged nose.
Chris Brown Wants to Treat His Anger Management with Weed
How convenient is this? CHRIS BROWN knows of a drug that would be PERFECT for his anger management problems. And it's called . . . MARIJUANA.
Apparently, Chris had been taking medical marijuana for years, but a judge made him stop earlier this year and start taking more traditional antidepressants.
But a source says, quote, "Those make Chris feel very numb and he felt that everything around him was fuzzy. He felt dull and thirsty all the time."
New Movies This Weekend:
1. "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" (PG-13) Teaser and the Official Trailer
Jennifer Lawrence is back as Katniss Everdeen in the second part of the "Hunger Games" trilogy . . . which also stars Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson as Gale and Peeta, the two guys in her love triangle.
In this one, Katniss is such a symbol of hope that the districts start rebelling. And to avoid a full-scale revolution, the people running the games decide she has to die.
Woody Harrelson returns as her drunk coach Haymitch, Lenny Kravitz is Katniss' stylish friend Cinna, and Donald Sutherland is the evil President Snow.
2. "Delivery Man" (PG-13)
Vince Vaughn plays a former sperm donor who finds out he's fathered 533 kids, after a bunch of them sue to find out his identity. So he decides to try to get to know some of them better, without revealing who he really is.
Cobie Smulders from "How I Met Your Mother" plays his pregnant girlfriend, who doesn't even think he can be a good dad to HER baby. And Chris Pratt from "Parks and Recreation" is his best friend.
Chris Brown Threw a Rock Through His Mother's Car Window and Got Kicked Out of Rehab
CHRIS BROWN didn't leave rehab willingly earlier this month. He was KICKED OUT, after throwing a rock through the window of HIS MOTHER'S CAR. (???)
His mom was there for a family counseling session, and Chris got mad because she was trying to convince him to stay for extended anger management treatment. So he freaked out and busted her car window.
So Chris was hauled back into court yesterday, and the judge ordered him to enter a live-in anger management facility for 90 DAYS. He'll have to be drug-tested while he's there.
Is Kanye West Banning Kim Kardashian from Getting Any More Plastic Surgery After She Dropped 80-Grand on Her Post-Baby Body?
Sources say that KIM KARDASHIAN CHEATED to get her body back in shape after giving birth to her daughter North.
They claim she dropped 80-GRAND on various procedures, including, quote, "fillers, stretch mark treatments and a fat reducing ultrasound procedure on her stomach that costs up to $5,000 a session."
As you may recall, KANYE WEST'S mother died in 2007, after getting liposuction and breast-reduction surgery. So you can imagine how he feels about all this.
A source says he has banned Kim from getting anything else done.
But Kim is denying her physique is the product of anything but hard work. She says, quote, "I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight.
"This is false. I worked so hard to train myself and eat healthy, I work out so hard and this was such a challenge for me but I did it. I'm so proud of my accomplishment and no one will take this away from me with fake reports."
Jennifer Lawrence Had to Go to the Hospital Because She Was Pooping Her Pants
JENNIFER LAWRENCE did some OVER-SHARING on last night's "Letterman" about a medical problem she had recently.
First she tried to make a joke, but immediately realized how corny it was. She said, quote, "I thought I had an ulcer, but it turns out it was a 'falser'."
Then she added, quote, "I just had this really bad pain for, like, three weeks. And you know you can only [poop] your pants so many times a day before you go to the emergency room, before you're like 'I need to go to the hospital.'"
Then she talked about her ENDOSCOPY, and the silly stuff she did when she woke up from the anesthesia.
Justin Bieber Says He "Doesn't Give an [Eff]" What the Media Says About Him
JUSTIN BIEBER has gone from having a relatively clean record to constantly being in the news for drugs, prostitutes, wild parties, and just being a punk.
Well, in an interview with the "Hollywood Reporter", Justin doesn't necessarily deny anything . . . but he seems to believe the media is out to get him, and is totally misrepresenting him. And he's tired of dealing with it.
He says, quote, "I don't give [an eff]. Not 'I don't give [an eff]' to just be reckless and do whatever, but 'I don't give [an eff] what they say.' . . .
"I know who I am and what I'm doing in my life and what I've accomplished and continue to accomplish as a performer, as a writer, as an artist, as a person, as a human being. I'm happy with the man I'm becoming."
A lot of celebrities have reached out to Justin privately, to make sure he's okay, including Oprah, Adam Levine, Mark Wahlberg, Eminem, Drake and Tom Hanks.
But Justin's, quote, "most present mentor" is: WILL SMITH. When Justin was going through a tough time back in May, Will drove to his house in the middle of the night . . . woke him up . . . and talked to him for three hours. Now they talk every week.
Oh, and one last thing: Justin has RETIRED the word "swag." He explains, quote, "I don't really like to say the word ['swag'] anymore. It's kind of played out." (You can read the whole thing at HollywoodReporter.com.)
Michael J. Fox's Former "Back to the Future" Co-Star Christopher Lloyd Is Guest-Starring on His New Show
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD will guest-star on "The Michael J. Fox Show". He's playing the principal at the school where Michael's wife works. The episode will air sometime next spring.
Of course, Christopher also co-starred with Michael in the "Back to the Future" movies. He played Dr. Emmett Brown, alongside Michael's Marty McFly.
Lady Gaga Has Her Second #1 Album
LADY GAGA debuts on top of the "Billboard" chart this week with her second #1 album. "ArtPop" sold 258,000 copies . . . but that's only a fourth of her first album's debut. "Born This Way" sold 1.1 million copies in its first week back in 2011.
The latest "Now That's What I Call Music" compilation debuted in 3rd place with 114,000 copies . . . a new BEATLES live album hit #7 with 37,000 copies . . . and R&B singer JHENÉ AIKO moved 34,000 copies of her debut EP "Sail Out" at #8.
Here's this week's full Top 10 . . .
1. (NEW) "ArtPop", Lady Gaga (258,000 copies)
2. "The Marshall Mathers LP 2", Eminem (210,000 copies)
3. (NEW) "Now That's What I Call Music 48" (114,000 copies)
4. "Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas", the cast of A&E's "Duck Dynasty" (66,000 copies)
5. "Prism", Katy Perry (46,000 copies)
6. "Wrapped in Red", Kelly Clarkson (42,000 copies)
7. (NEW) The Beatles' compilation album, "On Air: Live at the BBC Volume 2" (37,000 copies)
Adam Levine is "People" Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
This is no big surprise, since the info leaked last week, but "People" magazine has officially announced that ADAM LEVINE is this year's Sexiest Man Alive. CARSON DALY made the announcement last night on "The Voice".
Adam tells "People", quote, "As a musician, you have fantasies that you want to win Grammys, but I didn't really think that this was on the table. I was just amazed and stunned and it almost seemed like they were kidding, but they weren't, so that's cool."
The other guys honored in this year's issue include . . .
Kelly Clarkson is Pregnant
KELLY CLARKSON and her husband Brandon Blackstock are expecting their first child together. She announced it on Twitter, saying, quote, "I'm pregnant!!! Brandon and I are so excited! Best early Christmas present ever."
They've only been married for a month. The ceremony was on October 20th. He has two kids from a previous marriage, but this is Kelly's first. Their child will also get to call REBA MCENTIRE grandma because Reba is married to Brandon's dad.
Prince William Wants a PlayStation4 . . . But He Doesn't Think His Wife Would Let Him Get One
Maybe those British royals aren't so different from us after all. PRINCE WILLIAM got a look at the new PlayStation4 during a charity event, and he was impressed. But that doesn't mean he gets to take one home.
He said, quote, "I'd like to get one, but I'm not sure how my wife would feel about it."
The World's Highest-Paid Musicians
The unstoppable list-makers at "Forbes" have released their annual rundown of The World's Highest-Paid Musicians. The estimates are based on total earnings from June of LAST year up through this past June.
So no recent tours would be included. It's annoying that the data isn't current . . . but that's what Forbes does. They have one measurement period, and they slowly release these lists over the rest of the year.
MADONNA topped the list with $125 million. A lot of that money came from her 2012 MDNA Tour. Like Madonna, most of the artists on the list made a bulk of their money from TOURING and SIDE BUSINESSES . . . not from actual music sales.
Here's the Top 10 list:
1. Madonna, $125 million
2. Lady Gaga, $80 million
3. Bon Jovi, $79 million
4. Toby Keith, $65 million
5. Coldplay, $64 million
6. Justin Bieber, $58 million
7. Taylor Swift, $55 million
8. Elton John, $54 million
9. A tie between Beyoncé and Kenny Chesney, with $53 million apiece.
Kanye Likes Kim Because She's Not After Him For His Money
On "Ellen" yesterday, KANYE WEST explained what attracted him to KIM KARDASHIAN. The fact that she has her own money was part of it.
He said, quote, "[When] I was at my lowest moments I could get on the phone with her. She would make me feel like I was here for a reason and I had something to say, and just support me through that.
"It's incredible to have a woman . . . that is not using you for money . . . because once you become like a multi-millionaire there's a certain type of women out there that they go for that, and they'll put on the whole act and everything."
Just last week, DRAKE and RIHANNA were dropping serious dollar bills at a Houston strip joint. But Drake may have his sights set on another woman: LENNY KRAVITZ'S daughter ZOE.
Sources say they went out to dinner in Venice Beach Sunday night. And a picture of Zoe on Drake's tour bus this weekend found its way to the Internet.
Demi Lovato Thinks the "Shock Value" Route Miley Cyrus Is Taking Is Overshadowing Her Talent
DEMI LOVATO is on KATIE COURIC'S show today, and Katie asked her about MILEY CYRUS' recent tactics to get attention. In a preview clip, Demi says, quote, "I think she knows what she's doing . . .
"A lot of artists take that route of shock value and that's totally fine and that's great, but I think that she has such an incredible voice that's overshadowed by some of the things that she's doing."
"It's her journey, she's having fun, she's being who she is and I'll always love her. She's been one of my friends since I was 14 . . . so power to her!
"I think that the world kind of needs to get over the fact that she was 'Hannah Montana' when she was like 16 or whatever . . . same thing with me, but I guess my transition was a little different because I went straight to rehab . . .
"I didn't twerk, I just went to rehab."
Kanye West Thinks He's a Genius . . . Even Though He Can't Always Spell the Word
Can you be a genius without even being able to spell the word "genius"? KANYE WEST thinks so. In a radio interview yesterday, he said, quote, "People get mad at me saying that I am a creative genius, but it's just obvious. It's, like, factual.
"I would write creative genius when I go through the airport. I would put that on customs [forms], where you put what your title is, except for two reasons: it takes too long to write and sometimes I spell the word genius wrong."
One last note: Kanye will be on "Ellen" today . . . and he'll reportedly debut his new video "Bound 2", which stars KIM KARDASHIAN.
Will Ben Affleck's Batman Pilot Drones in the New Superman Movie?
We don't know if this is legit, but a producer who's supposedly involved in the upcoming "Man of Steel" sequel Tweeted some info about BEN AFFLECK'S Batman.
He said Batman will be, quote, "semi-retired / not speaking to Robin anymore . . . Controlling drones from the Batcave."
According to what we've heard, Robin will have already assumed his adult identity, Nightwing. And there was a rumor that ADAM DRIVER from the HBO show "Girls" might play him. But Adam says that's not true.
Faith Hill And Tim McGraw Are "Perplexed" By The Constant Divorce Rumors
TIM MCGRAW and FAITH HILL have been married for 17 years, and have been dealing with divorce rumors . . . for 17 years. They've learned to live with it, but they also tend to speak up when the noise gets too loud.
Apparently, this is one of those times. Faith tells "People", quote, "The rumors seem to be running like crazy right now for some reason. It's perplexing." She also made it clear that they are "absolutely not" breaking up.
And Tim said, "Since the first week we were married those things were out. We don't even think about it. The only time we think about it is when we worry about the kids. But they've been around it, too, so they laugh it off."
(The "National Enquirer" has been beating this drum constantly. You may recall back in August when they tried to drag TAYLOR SWIFT into the rumor mill of nonsense.)
Nobody was arrested, and police said everyone at the party was cooperative. They did report smelling marijuana, but for some reason they did nothing about it. Not surprisingly, SNOOP DOGG was reportedly at the party.
Alec Baldwin Had Three Run-Ins With the Paparazzi Friday . . . And His MSNBC Show Has Been Suspended
ALEC BALDWIN had THREE angry run-ins with the paparazzi on Friday.
In one incident he was being MOBBED by the paparazzi outside his apartment as he and his wife Hilaria were trying to get into their car. Hilaria told Alec that a female reporter had almost hit her, so he got right in her face.
He also told a cop he wanted to PRESS CHARGES. As he was trying to pull away from the curb, though, he hit a car parked in front of him.
In another incident, he actually shoved a guy . . . but not too hard . . . then knocked his camera out of his hand.
He also got into it with a reporter who was trying to question him as he was walking into his apartment. He told the guy, quote, "You're as dumb as you look."
Meanwhile, MSNBC has suspended Alec's show while all this insanity gets sorted out including the incident where Alec allegedly used a gay slur. Alec is saying that was a misunderstanding. There's no word if or when it'll be back on the air.
Zac Efron is Drinking Soup Through a Straw
ZAC EFRON is recovering from the broken jaw he suffered during a fall in his house. ADAM SHANKMAN, who directed Zac in "Hairspray", says, quote, "I have been making him soup. He has been drinking it through his straw.
"He has to eat through a straw on a syringe. It's horrible."
He added, quote, "He's in great spirits. He's just like, 'Oww. It hurts.'"
Lady Gaga Pretended to Have Sex with R. Kelly While Performing on "Saturday Night Live"
LADY GAGA was on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, and there's a good chance she was trying to one-up MILEY CYRUS' risqué performance with ROBIN THICKE at the "VMAs".
Gaga was performing "Do What U Want" . . . the song she did with R. KELLY . . . when he made a surprise appearance onstage. And that's when things started to get naughty.
Or NAUGHTIER . . . since Lady Gaga was already grabbing her crotch in a racy dress that showed off a LOT of side-boob.
First, R. Kelly picked Lady Gaga up . . . and ran his hands all over her body, including her backside. He also patted her butt. Then, Lady Gaga knelt in front of him, and seemed to be simulating ORAL RELATIONS.
She also laid on the floor underneath R. Kelly, who did push-ups over her . . . so it made it look as if he was having sex with her. Then, he picked her up again . . . and she wrapped her legs around his waist and started gyrating against him.
Thor is #1 at the Box Office for a Second Week in a Row
"Thor: The Dark World" took the #1 spot at the box office again this weekend. It earned another $38.5 million to bring its second-week total up to $147 million.
"The Best Man Holiday" made a solid showing in second place, with just over $30 million. That's far higher than the $20 million or so analysts expected it to make, and almost double its $17 million budget.
Here are this week's Top 5 movies:
1. "Thor: The Dark World", $38.5 million. Up to $147 million in its 2nd week.
2. (NEW) "The Best Man Holiday", $30.6 million.
3. "Last Vegas", $8.9 million. Up to $47 million in its 3rd week.
4. "Free Birds", $8.3 million. Up to $42.2 million in its 3rd week.
5. "Bad Grandpa", $7.7 million. Up to $90.2 million in its 4th week.
Are DRAKE and RIHANNA hooking up again? Sources say Drake surprised Rihanna by showing up at her concert in Dallas Monday night.
After the show they went to dinner . . . then spent the rest of the night in Rihanna's hotel room.
Zac Efron Fell and Broke His Jaw
ZAC EFRON had to have his jaw wired shut after breaking it in an accidental fall at his house. He also suffered a cut that required stitches. (We don't know where the cut was.)
E! Online says Zac slipped in a puddle of water he didn't see. He's expected to make a full recovery.
(Some websites are speculating that Zac's alleged substance abuse issues were the real cause of the fall. Obviously, there's no way for anyone to confirm that.)
Liam Hemsworth Says He's Single and Happy for Miley's Success
In an interview with "Extra", LIAM HEMSWORTH says he's currently single . . . quote, "I don't have a lady at the moment."
He also refused to hate on MILEY CYRUS. He said, quote, "I'm extremely happy for all of her success."
Speaking of Miley . . . She's reportedly being investigated by Dutch police for lighting a joint at the "MTV Europe Music Awards" in Amsterdam. Not because it was a joint, but because she lit it in a non-smoking venue.
Justin Bieber Remembers a Young Fan Who Died of Cancer
JUSTIN BIEBER Tweeted his condolences yesterday on the death of Jake Shafer . . . a young cancer sufferer whom Justin spent some time with a few years ago.
Justin Tweeted, quote, "Heard little Jake is up in heaven. The world lost a great kid but I'm grateful I got to meet him. RIP Jake."
Back in 2011, Justin helped grant Jake's wish to spend a day playing hockey with him and the Toronto Maple Leafs. Justin included a link to a YouTube video of their time together. Jake was 8 years old at the time.
Kim Kardashian Was Pulled Over for Speeding, While She Was Trying to Evade the Paparazzi
KIM KARDASHIAN was pulled over for speeding on an L.A. freeway yesterday, while she was trying to shake the paparazzi. The cops say "multiple" cars were tailing her . . . and one source says there were FIVE.
It's unclear how fast she was going.
Kim got a ticket and so did one of the photographers, but the rest got away.
By the way, this caused CHAOS on the freeway, because when Kim was pulled over, the paparazzi jumped out of their cars . . . in the middle of the road . . . and started taking pictures. Naturally, the police are NOT happy about that.
Mark and Donnie Wahlberg Will Appear in a Reality Show About Their Restaurant
Brothers MARK and DONNIE WAHLBERG are executive-producing an A&E reality show called "Wahlburgers". It'll go "behind-the-scenes" at Wahlburgers, their family's burger joint in the Boston area.
Mark and Donnie will appear on the show, along with their brother Paul, who's the restaurant's executive chef . . . their mother Alma . . . and their cousin Johnny Alves, who inspired KEVIN DILLON'S "Johnny Drama" character on "Entourage".
Speaking of Donnie Wahlberg, the TV Guide Network is going to launch a show called "Rock The Boat: New Kids on The Block". It's going to be a reality show where crazy NKOTB fans go on a weeklong cruise with the group.
Amy Robach Was Diagnosed with Breast Cancer After Randomly Undergoing a Mammogram on "Good Morning America"
Back in October, "Good Morning America's" AMY ROBACH randomly underwent a mammogram live on the show to raise awareness for breast cancer.
Amy had some reservations about whether or not SHE should be the one to do it . . . since she didn't have any connection to the disease, or any family history. But the producers kind of strong-armed her into it.
And it's a good thing they did . . . because a few weeks ago, her doctors had her come back for some additional tests, and after that, she was actually diagnosed with breast cancer.
Amy made the announcement on "Good Morning America" yesterday.
She said, quote, "I'd been asked if I would give a mammogram on-air . . . I was a little reluctant at first. I'm 40, I'm the age and I've been putting it off . . .
"I'm so grateful that I got the mammogram that day . . . ROBIN [ROBERTS'] words still echo inside of me. [She had said] 'If I got the mammogram on-air and saved one life then it's all worth it.' It never occurred to me that that life would be MINE."
Amy added that she isn't going to hold-back with her treatment . . . quote, "I've decided to have a [double] mastectomy. I'm going to be very aggressive. I'm 40 years old, I'm young, and I hopefully have a lot of life ahead of me.
"What comes next, we're not sure. I'll have reconstructive surgery . . . I don't know about chemo. I don't know what stage I'm in. I don't know if it's spread. We'll find out those things in the weeks to come."
There's no indication that these procedures . . . Amy's mastectomy and her reconstructive surgery . . . will be televised "live" on the air.
Lady Gaga Wants to Stop Using Drugs, So She Can Prove She Can Be Creative Without Them
In a new interview, LADY GAGA said that she's done a LOT of drugs over the years, but she wants to kick the habit . . . to prove that she can be creative without them.
She said that she's been addicted to "various things" since she was young . . . particularly marijuana. She said that she's kicking the habit now, because she believes you CAN get addicted to it . . . and she thinks she was.
She said that she's used pot to "self-medicate" for various physical and mental ailments . . . and just in general, as a way to deal with her life.
She said, quote, "The truth is that it's very hard to be famous . . . it's very, very hard to go out into the world when you are not feeling happy and act like you are because I'm a human being too, and I break.
"I think that there's an assumption . . . that I cannot break because I'm [an] alien woman and I'm unstoppable. The truth is that I can break, and I did . . . I lost everything that I love . . . I did a lot of drugs and took a lot of pills."
But now, Lady Gaga wants to break the cycle. She said, quote, "I do put that pressure on myself . . . I have to be high to be creative. I need that, that's an error in my life that happened for over 10 years.
"Can I be brilliant without it? I know that I can be and I have to be, because I want to live . . . I want to show people that I will last past 27 . . . and I want to change this code in the atmosphere that 'in order to be remembered, I must die young.'"
The Kardashians Held a Charity Yard Sale . . . And Kim Almost Fell Down
The Kardashians held a yard sale Sunday, and raised $6,000 for two charities: One that feeds underprivileged children and one that provides housing for families of injured soldiers.
And the family is MATCHING everything that was raised, meaning the charities are splitting 12-grand.
But the highlight of the day was when Kim backed into a pile of merchandise and almost fell onto her backside.
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Looked Happy While Celebrating the Birthday of Will's Oldest Son
Despite all the cheating and divorce rumors, WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT acted like a happy couple while celebrating the 21st birthday of Will's oldest son TREY in Las Vegas on Sunday.
A source says, quote, "They didn't leave each other's side. They were even dancing at one point."
Now There's Going to Be a Children's Book Called "What Does the Fox Say?"
The viral video "What Does the Fox Say?" isn't going away just yet. Now there's going to be a children's book inspired by it . . . and it's coming out just in time for Christmas.
It'll also be called "What Does the Fox Say?", and will be available on December 10th for $17.99.
Miley Cyrus Grabbed a Little Person's Breast and Lit a Joint Onstage at the MTV Europe Music Awards
MILEY CYRUS appeared at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam over the weekend . . . and once again did everything she possibly could to get attention.
She performed twice. At the beginning of the show she sang about 90 seconds of "We Can't Stop".
She had her little person twerker onstage with her . . . but this time she was dressed head-to-toe in latex. And Miley GROPED HER BREAST.
Later on she sang "Wrecking Ball" . . . in an outfit that gave her MAJOR CAMEL TOE.
Miley also won Best Video for "Wrecking Ball" . . . and during her acceptance speech she pulled a joint out of her purse and lit it.
Justin Bieber Was Kicked Out of a Hotel in Argentina Because His Fans Were Wrecking the Place
JUSTIN BIEBER was reportedly kicked out of the Hotel Faena in Buenos Aires, Argentina . . . because his fans were camping outside the place and causing all kinds of damage.
And other hotels didn't want him . . . because they didn't want to deal with that insanity. Justin had a sold-out gig in Buenos Aires yesterday. There's no word where he and his crew ended up staying.
Speaking of that show, Justin Tweeted yesterday that he had FOOD POISONING. But then he later added, quote, "Not feeling so good. Actually pretty sick. Pulling it together. Argentina we got a show to do. Love u."
Did Tom Cruise Say Making Movies Is As Hard as Fighting in Afghanistan?
TOM CRUISE recently launched a $50 million lawsuit against a tabloid publisher over stories that he abandoned his daughter Suri after splitting with her mom, KATIE HOLMES.
And during a deposition, Tom compared making movies to fighting in Afghanistan. He said, quote, "That's what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal."
But Tom's lawyer Bert Fields says Tom was NOT saying his job is as difficult as that of a soldier fighting overseas. He says, quote, "What Tom said, laughingly, was that sometimes, 'That's what it feels like.'"
He also says video of the deposition shows the questioner asking Tom if he thinks the two situations are comparable, and Tom says, quote, "Oh, come on."
He added that Tom is, quote, "a staunch supporter of our troops."
Celine Dion's Current Life Status: Alive
It seems like EVERY day there's a new celebrity death hoax happening on social media. And over the weekend, it was CELINE DION.
According to various reports, Celine bit it in either a car accident or a plane crash.
Anyway, Celine shut the rumor down . . . convincingly . . . by releasing a statement saying, quote, "It's freaky because I have to call my family about it . . . I was getting these phone calls saying there was stuff on Facebook that I was dead."
She added, quote, "But I'm glad I'm not dead!"
Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" Is Being Turned Into a Broadway Show
ALANIS MORISSETTE is turning her 1995 album, "Jagged Little Pill", into a Broadway musical. The show will feature all 12 songs from the album, plus some stuff from her other albums and some new material.
Alanis says, quote, "I look forward to taking the heart of 'Jagged Little Pill' and expanding its story . . . fleshing it out into ever deeper layers of emotionality, specificity, humanity, power, physicality, spirit, and fabulism."
This thing is still early in development, and there's no word on plot or casting.
"Thor" Topped the Box Office With $86 Million
"Thor: The Dark World" was the only new movie in theaters this weekend, giving it the easy win at the box office. It made just over $86 million in its first three days of release, about $20 million more than the original made when it came out in 2011.
When you add in international ticket sales, "Thor: The Dark World" has made $327 million worldwide.
Here are this week's Top 5 movies:
1. (NEW) "Thor: The Dark World", $86.1 million.
2. "Bad Grandpa", $11.3 million. Up to $78.7 million in its 3rd week.
3. "Free Birds", $11.2 million. Up to $30.2 million in its 2nd week.
4. "Last Vegas", $11.1 million. Up to $33.5 million in its 2nd week.
5. "Ender's Game", $10.3 million. Up to $44 million in its 2nd week.
EVA MENDES and RYAN GOSLING have reportedly broken up after about two years together. A source says, quote, "Eva said the relationship had just run its course.
"There wasn't a lot to say. He was everything you're supposed to want in a guy . . . great on paper . . . but she felt like something was missing."
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Seem to Be Getting Along
Sources say LAMAR ODOM and KHLOE KARDASHIAN have been spending a lot more time together lately, and things are going pretty well.
Lamar was even at KRIS JENNER'S birthday party Tuesday and a witness says they were, quote, "getting on very well and were couple-y together."
Meanwhile, Khloe is denying new reports that she and Lamar are selling their house.
She Tweeted, quote, "If you want to make up stories that I'm selling my home at least use images AFTER I renovated it. LOL I can't stand those horrendous old images."
On the other hand . . . The paparazzi caught up to Lamar and asked him how things are going with Khloe, and he didn't answer. He just kind of grinned . . . which some people are taking as a bad sign.
The Olsen Twins Have No Plans to Act Again
This may be considered tragic by some but not unexpected: At 27 years of age, MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN are insanely rich . . . and they have no plans to return to acting. (!!!)
Sure, the foundation of their zillion-dollar empire is the acting they did when they were kids. But these days they're making bank with their clothing and fragrance lines.
In an interview with "Women's Wear Daily", Ashley said, quote, "We have a video catalogue of everything we did when we were younger, so we're looking at distribution for that now.
"That's not being in show business, but it's been fun talking to these people we used to be in business with many, many years ago. But the industries are completely different."
And Mary-Kate added, quote, "We still feel welcome in the [entertainment] industry. But it's not the one we're in."
Will Katie Holmes Be In The 'Fifty Shades' Movie?
Katie Holmes to star in Fifty Shades of Grey ? That's just the latest rumor surrounding the upcoming film adaptation.
Reports say that Holmes, 34, is vying for the role of Mrs. Robinson-type character, Elena Lincoln. Elena Lincoln, Christian's former lover who introduces him to his S&M lifestyle.
The Sequel to "Thor" and a "Hunger Games" Parody Are in Theaters This Weekend
1. "Thor: The Dark World" (PG-13) Trailer
The sequel to "Thor" picks up after the events of "The Avengers". Chris Hemsworth returns as Thor, and Tom Hiddleston is his brother Loki, who's locked up on Asgard for attacking Earth.
This time an ancient race of evil elves returns for revenge against Asgard, and Thor has to free Loki to get his help in escaping Asgard, and stopping the enemy from destroying the universe. (Truly Desperate) (Escaping Asgard)
2. "The Starving Games" (PG-13) Trailer
A spoof of "The Hunger Games" that also riffs on "The Avengers", "Oz the Great and Powerful" and "Harry Potter".
3. "About Time" (R)
A guy learns he can travel through time and relive certain moments of his life until he gets them right. But then he has to make his girlfriend fall in love with him again, after he accidentally makes it so they'd never met.
4. "12 Years a Slave" is expanding nationwide today.
Chiwetel Ejiofor stars in the true story of Solomon Northrup, a free black man from New York who was kidnapped and sold into slavery. Brad Pitt, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Michael Fassbender are also in it.
Justin Bieber Is Wanted in Brazil . . . For Tagging
Not long ago, JUSTIN BIEBER was photographed spraying graffiti on a wall in Bogota, Colombia. And that was apparently LEGAL. But police in Brazil want to talk to Justin because he did some ILLEGAL tagging in Rio the other day.
It happened on Tuesday, and there are pictures to prove it. Cops went to Justin's rented house to talk to him about it but he had already left the country. The offense is punishable by up to a year in prison.
On Sunday, JUSTIN BIEBER reportedly invited 10 young ladies to his rented mansion in Rio. And they were surprised to find out just how LOW-END the refreshments were.
One of the women says the spread included chicken nuggets, chocolate, Doritos and other chips, peanuts and slices of pineapple.
She also said the house smelled like WEED, but she never saw anybody smoking. All the girls did have to sign confidentiality agreements and surrender their phones until they left.
The party ended when Justin announced, quote, "I'm tired. I think I need to go to sleep."
Will Kanye West Walk Down the Aisle With 12 Dogs?
"OK!" magazine claims that when KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST make The Big Mistake, Kanye will be accompanied down the aisle by 12 DOGS.
A source says he's hired a top dog trainer to, quote, "train 12 Pekingese 'angels' to precede Kanye down the aisle." The magazine also claims the wedding will be a $5 million, "two-week-long celebration" in Italy.
Carrie Underwood Doesn't Want You Touching Her Underwear
CARRIE UNDERWOOD, in the December issue of "Redbook". says she is so "touchy" about her underwear that she even does her own laundry when she's on tour.
"I don't like people touching my underwear. That's just weird."
She says, quote, "I travel with a washer and dryer on the bus."
And here's something else that might surprise you. She keeps a food journal because she CANNOT control her appetite.
She says, quote, "You know how you feel when you get full? Well, I don't get full. I can eat a lot. My husband MIKE [FISHER] and I were in Italy for 10 days and I put on eight pounds. So in real life, I have to make sure I'm not eating just to eat."
Lady Gaga Is Planning to Perform in Outer Space in Early 2015
LADY GAGA has already booked a gig for 2015 . . . IN SPACE.
According to "Us" magazine, plans are underway for a three-day high-tech music festival called "Zero G Colony," which will take place at Spaceport America, in New Mexico in 2015.
Supposedly, it's some sort of, quote, "high-concept ground event music festival, where guests will experience A-list entertainment, music, cutting-edge technology and futuristic attractions."
For the festival's climax, Lady Gaga will take off on board a Virgin Galactic SpaceShip Two spacecraft and . . . once she's in space . . . will become the first ever-recording artist to do a show in zero gravity.
A "source" says, quote, "She has to do a month of vocal training because of the atmosphere . . . [And she's] taken out a ridiculous life insurance policy!"
There aren't any other specifics on how it's going to work . . . although we're assuming she WILL return to Earth afterward. Yesterday, she simply Tweeted, quote, "#GagaInSpace2015".
Charlie Sheen's Sons Are Hurting Denise Richards' Daughters and Her Dogs . . . And She Blames Brooke Mueller
CHARLIE SHEEN and his ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER are back at war over their 4-year-old twin sons Bob and Max. And now Charlie's previous ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS has entered the battle.
Charlie and Denise have two daughters together . . . 9-year-old Sam and 10-year-old Lola. And Denise has always been willing to step in and take care of Bob and Max.
She was even awarded temporary custody of them earlier this year, so that Brooke could sort out her personal problems. But she DOESN'T WANT THEM ANYMORE.
Denise wrote a letter to the Department of Child and Family Services saying she can't handle them because they're violent and out of control. And she says it's Brooke's fault.
Denise says Bob and Max attack her dogs . . . kicking them and squeezing their heads until they whimper in pain. They also strangle the dogs and lift them off the ground by their necks.
But that's the least of Denise's worries . . . because the boys also attack her DAUGHTERS. (Denise also has an adopted daughter named Eloise.)
Denise says the boys have punched, kicked, strangled, scratched, bitten and spit on her daughters. Bob has also harmed other kids at school, and even punched and slapped teachers in the face.
The boys even once threw their own FECES into the bathroom of one of Denise's daughters.
So how is this Brooke's fault? Denise says much of this behavior occurs after the boys return from visits to Brooke's house. They also have horrible nightmares when they come back.
Along with all this information, authorities were also given pictures of Charlie's son Bob with a HEAD INJURY he allegedly suffered while in Brooke's care.
Denise says she's been advised to seek counseling for the boys, but Brooke won't let her.
David Arquette and His Girlfriend Are Having a Baby
DAVID ARQUETTE and his girlfriend Christina McLarty are expecting their first child. They've been dating for about two years, although they split briefly last year.
Christina is a correspondent for "Entertainment Tonight". This is her first child. It's David's second. He and ex-wife COURTENEY COX have a 9-year-old daughter named Coco.
Kristen Bell Was Afraid She Wouldn't Love Her Child As Much As She Loves Her Dogs
When you're awaiting your first child, it's impossible to know what to expect or how you're going to feel when the kid arrives. Even if you're the one carrying it.
KRISTEN BELL knows all about that. She says, quote, "I kept saying to [Dax] in all sincerity during my pregnancy, 'I just don't know how I'm going to like her as much as I like my dogs.'
"I was being serious. Because I [effing] love my dogs; they are my children."
She adds, quote, "I didn't know [my daughter]. It could've been a water bottle in my belly, that's about how connected I felt to her during my pregnancy."
Obviously, that changed as soon as the baby arrived . . . quote, "Within about 24 hours after she came out, my hormones reset, and they reprogrammed my feelings about her."
Amanda Bynes Could Be Home By Christmas
TMZ says AMANDA BYNES could be back on the streets by Christmas. Amanda has been in custody since July 22nd, when she was arrested for starting a gasoline fire in a random woman's driveway.
She was held at the UCLA Medical Center psych ward until September, when she was transferred to a rehab facility in Malibu.
A source says Amanda has been responding well to meds and psychological counseling, and she'll be released to her mother's care sometime next month.
And Now . . . Justin Bieber Gives David Hasselhoff Advice on Twitter
DAVID HASSELHOFF got a pep talk on Twitter yesterday . . . from JUSTIN BIEBER. (???)
The Hoff was apparently upset about a story that claimed he once posed naked surrounded by CHEESE. He Tweeted, quote, "Cheesey reporting as I NEVER posed naked surrounding myself with cheese. THIS REPORTER IS A CHEESEY LIAR."
For some reason, Bieber felt the need to come to The Hoff's emotional rescue. He told him, quote, "Strange because I have. I also had a baby, hired women, gone crazy, spit on people I love, oh yeah, and I've died 8 times."
He added, quote, "Can't believe or dwell on the b.s. Just gotta know your truth. U can't bring us down. And @DavidHasselhoff everyone loved BayWatch."
Katy Perry Claims Mick Jagger Hit on Her When She Was 18, But Mick Says She's Confusing Him with Someone Else?
Did KATY PERRY have an opportunity to hook up with MICK JAGGER 10 years ago, before she was famous? She says YES.
Katy had worked with Mick briefly around the time, doing some backup vocals. She's on his song "Old Habits Die Hard", which was recorded for the 2004 JUDE LAW movie "Alfie".
In an interview with an Australian radio station, Katy said, quote, "I actually went to dinner with [Mick] one time, and he HIT ON ME one time, when I was like 18."
When asked if she was SERIOUS she said YES . . . and added, quote, "But that was a long time ago, and since then he's been very kind. And I got to sing 'Beast of Burden' with him on the ROLLING STONES tour [back in May]."
The host asked how Katy could've turned down Mick, she said, "Well, you bring a friend, and THEY 'do' [him]. You sacrifice your friend!"
Katy DID sound serious about Mick hitting on her . . . but she might have been joking about the "friend" part.
It's a little vague as to when this supposedly happened . . . but Katy would've been 18 in 2002 and 2003. Mick would've been either 59 or 60, and he reportedly began seeing designer L'WREN SCOTT about a year or two earlier.
For what it's worth, a rep for the Stones says Mick did NOT hit on Katy. The rep says Mick, quote, "categorically denies that he's ever made a pass at Katy Perry . . . Perhaps she's confusing him with someone else."
Tina Fey Has a New NBC Comedy
Tina Fey has been cooking up a new comedy, and NBC is placing an order.
Fey, whose 30 Rock comedy series ran on the network for seven seasons, is doing the project with writing and executive producer partner Robert Carlock.
Actress Ellie Kemper is set to star in the series, which is about a woman who leaves a doomsday cult and starts her new life in New York City. The comedy, which has a 13-episode order from NBC, is set to debut next fall.
Lil' Kim Approved of Miley's Halloween Costume
Long before MILEY CYRUS was twerking and tongue-wagging, there was LIL' KIM and her pasty.
Cyrus dressed up as the rapper for Halloween, re-creating her much-buzzed-about look from the 1999 MTV VMAs.
The Wrecking Ball singer posted multiple shots of herself on Twitter, including a silhouette of her blowing smoke out of her mouth.
Lil' Kim had nothing but love for Cyrus, tweeting the picture to her more-than-a-million followers and writing, "Awwww. Look at my baby @mileycyrus tonight!!! Looking GORGEOUS!!! I wish I was there to squeeze your boob :) :) Love U so much !!!! #mytwin"
Demi Moore Will Not Get Spousal Support from Ashton Kutcher
DEMI MOORE and ASHTON KUTCHER have settled their divorce, two years after they split up.
Demi wanted spousal support on the grounds that Ashton was unfaithful . . . although it was probably a REVENGE thing more than anything else, since Demi is reportedly worth $150 million on her own.
She didn't get it, because California is a no-fault state. But sources say Ashton was, quote, "more generous than he had to be" when it came to splitting up the marital assets.
John Cena Once Pooped Himself During a Match
If you're not watching the WWE reality show "Total Divas", here's what you're missing: On the upcoming episode, JOHN CENA admits that he once SOILED HIMSELF IN THE RING.
John comes clean . . . pun intended . . . after his girlfriend NIKKI BELLA tells him that another Diva named NATALIE NEIDHART peed her pants in the ring after taking a hard hit from an opponent.
John said, quote, "I pooped myself once . . . I had to throw 'em away. It was in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I had food poisoning, and I still went out to wrestle . . . I was embarrassed, oh yeah."
"Ender's Game" and a Time-Traveling Turkey Movie Hit Theaters Today
After a hostile alien race attacks Earth, the human survivors create a training school where children are taught to apply their superior video game reflexes to space combat.
Harrison Ford and Ben Kingsley are the leaders of the international space fleet, and 16-year-old Asa Butterfield is Ender, the brilliant teenager they're pinning all their hopes on. Abigail Breslin and "True Grit's" Hailee Steinfeld are also in it.
Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson play turkeys who travel back in time to stop the Pilgrims from putting turkeys on the menu at the first Thanksgiving. Amy Poehler is a female turkey they meet, and George Takei is the machine that transports them.