Miley Cyrus Attacks Katy Perry for Dissing Her Tongue
KATY PERRY seemed to be joking when she said she broke off that kiss with MILEY CYRUS because, quote, "God knows where that tongue has been."
But it sounds like Miley didn't take it that way . . . and as a result, IT IS ON. Because she fired back with a Tweet that insulted both Katy and her ex-boyfriend JOHN MAYER.
She said, quote, "Girl if you're worried about where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT [tongue's] been."
She might have tried to smooth things over, though, because her next Tweet was a picture someone had DRAWN of the two of them kissing, and Miley captioned it, quote, "Don't you act like you didn't love it."
And it sounds like Katy is taking all of this in stride, because she replied, quote, "Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK."
For the record, John Mayer's tongue has been with the following ladies: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Carlton, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift.
The Video of Justin Bieber Peeing in Jail Is Out
The video of JUSTIN BIEBER providing a urine sample in jail has finally surfaced. It's from his DUI arrest in Miami back in January. And . . . it's a waste of two minutes of your time but you already knew that, right?
It shows him peeing at a toilet behind a privacy wall, like you'd see at most urinals. It doesn't look like you'd be able to see over the wall from the camera's angle . . . but even if there WAS a chance of that, it's all censored by a giant black square.
One of Oprah's Twitter Followers Asked Her For One of Her Dresses . . . And Oprah Gave It To Her
You know how your mom always used to say, "If you want something, just ASK for it"? Well, that apparently works . . . even on OPRAH.
One of Oprah's Twitter followers was so into the dress that Oprah wore recently on the cover of "Essence" magazine, that she Tweeted Oprah about it.
She said, quote, "You look beautiful in that essence cover pic. WOW. CAN I please have that dress? Cuz I know u won't wear again lol luv u." And Oprah actually replied, quote, "You're right I won't wear ever again. Contact my assistant and show her this tweet."
A week later, the woman received the dress. Obviously she was thrilled and text Oprah a big THANK YOU.
Are NBC and "The Tonight Show" Trying to Block Celebrities from Appearing on Other Networks?
If celebrities want to be on "The Tonight Show", they better not plan on hitting up any of the other networks.
TMZ claims NBC is trying to use JIMMY FALLON'S ratings as leverage . . . and have put the word out that if a star wants to be a guest on the "The Tonight Show", they can't appear on ABC, CBS or Fox.
That doesn't just cover late night shows . . . they're also banned from doing the various morning shows like "Good Morning America", as well. Of course, they're still free to do other NBC shows like "Today" and "Dateline".
This supposedly comes from "sources connected to CBS, NBC and ABC" . . . plus someone at "Good Morning America" . . . but there's no actual word from anyone "on the record."
"300: Rise of an Empire" and "Mr. Peabody & Sherman" Are Out Today
1. "300: Rise of an Empire" (R)
Sullivan Stapleton, who you may know from the Cinemax series "Strike Back", is the hero in this one. He plays a Greek general fighting off an invasion led by Eva Green, the bloodthirsty chick in charge of the Persian Navy.
Lena Headey from "Game of Thrones" is back from the first film as the Queen of the Spartans and widow of Gerard Butler's character from "300". Rodrigo Santoro is also back as the Persians' god-like leader Xerxes.
2. "Mr. Peabody & Sherman" (PG)
This Dreamworks animation movie is about a talking dog who invents a time machine, and then goes back to ancient Egypt after his "adopted" human son changes history.
Ty Burrell from "Modern Family" is Mr. Peabody, Max Charles from "The Neighbors" does the voice of Sherman, and Ariel Winter from "Modern Family" is the girl Sherman was trying to impress when they screwed up the space-time continuum.
It also has a short film starring Rocky & Bullwinkle, since it's based on the "improbable history" segments that ran on the classic "Rocky and His Friends" TV series.
"People" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are getting married on May 24th. As we've already heard, it's going down in Paris, and it'll be a small ceremony. At least compared to Kim's last wedding.
They're "only" inviting around 150 people, and their daughter North West, who'll be less than a month shy of her first birthday, will have a role in the ceremony.
Are Lamar Odom's Drug Dealers Stealing from the Kardashians?
Los Angeles police are investigating the theft of more than $200,000 worth of jewelry and other valuables from the home that KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM used to share.
And now, sources are saying that Lamar's former DRUG DEALERS are suspects.
Lamar supposedly owed TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to several dealers, and once he left for Spain to play basketball, they started texting him threats that they were going to break in and TAKE what he owed.
Meanwhile, the LAPD is also investigating the theft of $50,000 in cash from KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S house. And supposedly, they think the two incidents are related.
The word is that these were INSIDE JOBS, so one of the dealers might have a connection to somebody who works for the family.
Simon Cowell Says He Was "Born to Be a Dad"
In his first interview since the birth of his son, SIMON COWELL said, quote, "I was born to be a dad."
He added, quote, "I wouldn't rule out [more children]! Well, I got [my dogs] Squiddly and Diddly, and I couldn't imagine Squiddly or just Diddly . . . I had a brother when I was younger, so I kind of think it's cool to have two . . . or three . . . [no] two."
Simon apparently realized he was "born to be a dad" at age 54. Interestingly enough, that's the same age he realized he was NOT born to host a show called "X Factor" in the U.S.
A Few Other Hollywood Tidbits:
- Brooke Burke is going to play Joey Lawrence's ex-girlfriend on the ABC Family comedy Melissa & Joey. She's doing two episodes
- TLC is doing a new reality series that will follow Leah Remini and her family
- Kelsey Grammer and his wife Kayte are expecting their second child together
- Hot in Cleveland is doing two live episodes on Wednesday, March 26th on TV Land.
- VH1 is developing a new show called Walk of Shame Shuttle. It will follow a service that assists college students, who 'partied' too hard the night before.
- Contact Music claims Whoopi Goldberg is going to star in The Christmas Pearl, about a maid who comes back from the dead
- Lindsay Lohan is going to guest star on 2 Broke Girls as a bridezilla, who asks the girls to make her wedding cake. The show will air on April 14th
John Travolta Has Been Beating Himself Up Over His Oscar Mistake
JOHN TRAVOLTA finally broke his silence yesterday about botching IDINA MENZEL'S name at the Oscars, when he accidentally called her 'Adele Dazeem' . . . and he played it well.
He said, quote, "I've been beating myself up all day. Then I thought, 'What would Idina Menzel say? She'd say, 'Let it go, let it go!' Idina is incredibly talented, and I am so happy 'Frozen' took home two Oscars Sunday night!"
Of course, "Let It Go" is the name of the song Idina recorded for "Frozen", and performed on Sunday night. In addition to "Let It Go" winning Best Original Song, "Frozen" also won Best Animated Film.
Idina hasn't commented . . . but E! News says she, quote, "laughed it off," and thought it was "so funny."
Meanwhile, Broadway and Netflix are trying to capitalize on it. Idina's Broadway show, "If / Then", Tweeted, quote, "You know her name! Idina Menzel stars in the new musical 'If / Then' on Broadway starting March 5th."
And Netflix Tweeted, quote, "Don't miss the wickedly talented Adela Dazeem in 'Rent', streaming now."
Katy Perry Broke Off Her Kiss With Miley Cyrus Because She Doesn't Know Where Miley's Tongue Has Been
Remember when MILEY CYRUS brought her Bangerz Tour to L.A. last month and tried to make out with KATY PERRY? It looked like Katy pulled out of that kiss before Miley could bury her tongue in Katy's face.
And yesterday on an Australian morning TV show, Katy admitted that's EXACTLY what she did. She said, quote, "I just walked up to her to give her a friendly girly kiss, as us girls do.
"And then she tried to move her head and go deeper, and I pulled away. God knows where that tongue has been. We don't know. That tongue is so infamous!"
Was Selena Gomez Hammered at an Oscar Party?
Fresh out of a brief stay in rehab, SELENA GOMEZ was reportedly drunk and stumbling around at the "Vanity Fair" post-Oscar party Sunday night.
A source says, quote, "Selena was drinking constantly throughout the entire party . . . She was having a grand old time and towards the tail end she was stumbling in her heels and almost toppled right over.
"She wasn't slurring too bad, but was definitely in the happy-sleepy stage."
When Selena entered rehab earlier this year, her rep said it was NOT for substance abuse. She reportedly checked in for a six-week program, but left after only TWO weeks.
Justin Bieber's Urine Test Video Will Be Released . . . But With His "Little Bieber" Censored
A Florida judge has ruled that video of JUSTIN BIEBER taking a URINE TEST after his DUI arrest WILL be released. But Justin's EQUIPMENT will be censored.
Several media outlets requested the video, and Florida law allows them access to evidence in a criminal case after it's been given to the defense. There's no word when we'll see the clip.
In addition to his urine test, Justin Bieber also had to bare all his tattoos, so the cops could take pictures of them. We assume they did it to keep a record of his identifying marks.
Kim Kardashian Says Her Wedding Will Be "Super-Small [and] Intimate"
If you're expecting KIM KARDASHIAN'S next wedding to be a massive blowout, think again. On RYAN SEACREST'S radio show yesterday, Kim said she and KANYE WEST are going totally low-key.
She called the upcoming event, quote, "super, super-small [and] intimate" . . . adding, quote, "We want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking."
She added that it's happening in Paris sometimes this year . . . but she wouldn't say exactly where or when.
Does Justin Bieber Think Pandas Listen to His Music?
JUSTIN BIEBER went to Zoo Atlanta on Monday to have conversations with the Pandas.
A woman who was at the zoo with her kids claims Justin was saying things to the pandas like, quote, "I know you've listened to my music" and "Wake up, panda I know you wanna take a picture with me."
She also said employees were getting upset with Justin because he was kicking the glass and being obnoxious.
In related news, Justin's driver and one of his bodyguards were arrested for taking a photographer's camera at an Atlanta amusement park yesterday.
Celebrity Couples You Never Knew Were a Thing
A new list of Celebrity Couples You Never Knew Were a Thing' contains a few you probably knew about, a few you've probably forgotten about . . . and some genuine surprises.
Here are the highlights:
Justin Timberlake and Fergie. This one happened in 1996, when Justin was 16 and Fergie was 21. Scandalous!!
Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock. Sandra sunk her claws into Ryan, who's 16 years younger, after they met on the set of the movie "Murder By Numbers". They dated from 2002 to 2003.
Nick Lachey and Kim Kardashian. Kim got with him in 2006, at the height of his fame after his split from Jessica Simpson. He even came up with the crazy theory that she used him for publicity. Kim dated Nick Cannon that same year.
Tom Cruise and Cher. Another 16-year age difference. They hooked up in 1987, and Cher later admitted she was, quote, "crazy about him."
Shia LaBeouf and Hilary Duff. They went on ONE date. We don't know when it happened, but in an interview a few years ago, Shia called it, quote, "the worst date either of us has ever had."
Robert Downey Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker. You may have forgotten about this one, but these two were a big item in the '80s. But even back then he was dealing with his "issues", and that's what eventually drove them apart.
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen. Yes, this actually happened, in 2007.
Ashton Kutcher and January Jones. They dated from 1998 to 2001, but Ashton wasn't supportive of January's career. He supposedly told her she wasn't a good enough actress to make it.
Will John Mayer marry Katy Perry This Summer?
Grazia magazine claims KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER may marry in June.
A source tells the mag, "They'd love a June wedding. They want to get married at the San Ysidro Ranch in Katy's home town of Santa Barbara."
Will Charlie Sheen Have More Children with his New Bride?
Over the years, CHARLIE SHEEN has had a lot drama with his exes and the kids he shares with them. You'd think he'd probably not want to bring any more offspring into the world but he might.
A source tells the site, “Bret wants to start a family with Charlie immediately. She doesn’t want to wait to have kids, and thinks Charlie will be an amazing father. He definitely wants kids with Brett, but he doesn’t want to rush into it. This is the one thing they can’t seem to agree on!”
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Have Split . . . and the Woman Who Robin Groped Wants to Have a Drink with Him
ROBIN THICKE and PAULA PATTON have split after over eight years of marriage.
They released this statement: Quote, "We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time." They have a three-year-old son named Julian.
It's unclear what happened, but there have been rumors about the end of their marriage since Robin's performance with MILEY CYRUS at the "VMAs", and the photo after the show when he was caught grabbing a woman's BUTT.
Interestingly enough, that woman is weighing in on the split. She says, quote, "Robin acting like that with me makes me think there were many more. It's a shame because when you have a kid, it's upsetting."
Still, it sounds like she'd be up for more of Robin's butt-grabbings. She says, quote, "I'd love to grab a drink with him if he asked."
Harold Ramis Has Died
Director, writer, and actor HAROLD RAMIS passed away yesterday morning from complications related to an autoimmune disease he'd been battling over the past four years. He was 69.
He was a comedy LEGEND, best known for playing Egon Spengler in the "Ghostbusters" movies, but he also co-wrote them . . . along with "Animal House", "Meatballs", "Stripes", and "Caddyshack", which he directed.
He also directed "National Lampoon's Vacation", and wrote and directed "Groundhog Day", "Analyze This", and "Analyze That".
More recently, he directed a few of episodes of "The Office", and showed up as SETH ROGEN'S dad in "Knocked Up".
DAN AYKROYD wrote on Facebook: Quote, "Deeply saddened to hear of the passing of my brilliant, gifted, funny friend, co-writer / performer and teacher. May he now get the answers he was always seeking."
And BILL MURRAY said, quote, "[Harold] and I together did the 'National Lampoon Show' off Broadway, 'Meatballs', 'Stripes', 'Caddyshack', 'Ghostbusters' and 'Groundhog Day'. He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him."
Meanwhile, a shrine popped up outside the New York City firehouse, which was filmed for the exterior shots of the headquarters in "Ghostbusters". And someone left a packet of TWINKIES there . . . as a reference to the "Big Twinkie" scene from the movie.
Jimmy Fallon Only Spent a Third of his First Week Talking to Guests . . . Is This the End of the Late Night Talk Show?
JIMMY FALLON does a lot more music and comedy sketches than any other late night hosts . . . and experts think this might lead to the end of the late night talk show as we know it.
During his first week hosting "The Tonight Show", Jimmy only spent 33% of each show actually TALKING to guests . . . as opposed to JAY LENO'S average of 51%. And his ratings have been great so far.
A professor of media studies says Jimmy's success could inspire his competitors to follow his lead, turning what used to be TALK shows into VARIETY shows.
He says, quote, "Fallon is basically doing 'Saturday Night Live' with a short interview segment. To do a talk show, you have to talk, and Fallon doesn't do too much of that."
The Nominees for the Kids' Choice Awards Are Out
The nominees for this year's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards were revealed yesterday . . . and unlike every other award show, "12 Years a Slave" didn't get a lot of love. In fact, it wasn't nominated at all. (???)
The top nominees include: "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", Johnny Depp, Sandra Bullock, One Direction and Katy Perry.
This year's ceremony will air on Saturday, March 29th. MARK WAHLBERG is hosting. Voting is open now at Nick.com.
"Gravity" is Out on DVD and the "Breaking Bad" Finale is Out on Netflix
Here's what's new on DVD today:
• "Thor: The Dark World" . . . starring Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston.
• "Gravity" . . . starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney.
• "Nebraska" . . . starring Bruce Dern and Will Forte.
• "Mr. Nobody" . . . starring Jared Leto as a guy living parallel lives.
Here's what's new in the past week to Netflix Instant Streaming:
• The last eight episodes from "Breaking Bad's" fifth and final season.