The Kardashians haven't had much good news lately so this is timed perfectly. KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are getting married.
On Monday, on Kim's 33rd birthday, in front of friends and family, Kanye flashed "PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!" up on the big screen at AT&T Park in San Francisco, reports Us Weekly.
He got down on one knee and proposed with a 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz. A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey's Young and Beautiful, followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye's Knock You Down, reports E!.
Kim's hairstylist Clyde Haygood was on hand to snap and share a pic of Kim flashing her new bling. "Guess what just happened!! #kimye"
Sister Khloe tweeted: "Wow!!!!! Am I dreaming??!?!" and followed it with: "Tears of JOY!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!"
Kelly Clarkson Married Reba's Stepson on Sunday
KELLY CLARKSON quietly got married on Sunday at an outdoor ceremony in the Smoky Mountains in Walland, Tennessee, which is near Knoxville.
She is now Mrs. Brandon Blackstock. He's the stepson of REBA MCENTIRE and the son of Kelly's manager. It's not a huge surprise since it's the same date she'd chosen for that big wedding they canceled when they decided to elope instead.
Kelly Tweeted some photos, along with the good news yesterday. Quote, "We got married yesterday at Blackberry Farms in Tennessee, the most beautiful place ever!"
Brandon is also BLAKE SHELTON'S manager . . . and there was a time when Blake agreed to officiate AND sing at the wedding. No word if that happened.
Cee Lo Was Charged With Giving a Woman Ecstasy, But Not With Raping Her
CEE LO GREEN was in court yesterday to face allegations that he slipped a woman Ecstasy and then sexually assaulted her.
He wasn't charged with rape due to insufficient evidence. He's still on the hook for a felony count of furnishing a controlled substance. He could face up to four years in prison if convicted.
Cee Lo reportedly drugged the unidentified 33-year-old woman at a Los Angeles restaurant in July of 2012, and then assaulted her at her hotel room. He pleaded Not Guilty to the drug charge.
In case you were wondering, producers of "The Voice" say Cee Lo will NOT be fired.
Dolly Parton Was In a Car Accident Yesterday
DOLLY PARTON was involved in a fender bender yesterday morning in Nashville. She was a passenger in the front seat of a car being driven by her longtime friend Judy Ogle when they were struck by another car at an intersection.
Dolly and Judy were taken to the hospital . . . but were released with minor injuries. The other driver was charged with failure to yield at an intersection.
Once Dolly got home she let everyone know what happened. She Tweeted, "I was in a fender bender this morning here in Nashville, but I am all good. Just a little tired and sore. Resting at home now!"
Betty White Is Spoofing Miley Cyrus
BETTY WHITE'S prank show "Off Their Rockers" is moving to Lifetime . . . and to promote it, Betty shot an ad that spoofs MILEY CYRUS and her "Wrecking Ball" video.
In the video, Betty says, quote, "I got some ideas from recent pop culture events that really got the kids talking." She then crashes through a concrete room while riding a wrecking ball. Betty IS fully clothed.
She also holds a sledgehammer and a foam finger.
Rashida Jones Wants Female Celebrities to "Stop Acting Like Whores"
RASHIDA JONES has done a sexy photoshoot or two, but she's not one of those ladies who slings it around. And she has a message for those who do.
She Tweeted, quote, "This week's celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her vagina is most popular. #stopactinglikewhores"
She added, quote, "There is a whole generation of young women watching. Sure, be SEXY but leaving something to the imagination . . .
"Let me clarify. I don't shame ANYone for anything they choose to do with their lives or bodies…BUT I think we ALL need to take a look at what we are accepting as 'the norm.'"
Then she capped it off with this . . . quote, "Also, calling on all men to show me dat ass."