Conrad Murray Says Michael Jackson Used to Pee His Bed
The CONRAD MURRAY documentary, "Michael Jackson and the Doctor: A Fatal Friendship", airs TONIGHT on MSNBC. Michael's family obviously does NOT want it to air. Probably because of garbage like this . . .
--Murray reveals that Michael was a BEDWETTER. He says, quote, "He always had a chamber that was exclusively his. The bedroom that he slept in . . . I had to persuade him, eventually to have it cleaned. Because . . . one, he peed the bed.
--"It did not smell good. It was mildew, and I had to get it clean. Who would ever believe that a man his age would still be wetting his bed?"
--Murray says he believes the condition was PSYCHOLOGICAL, not medical.
"Maury" Is Interested in Hosting the Big Reveal of Justin Bieber's Paternity Results
JUSTIN BIEBER'S camp has announced that Justin will take a paternity test within the next two weeks . . . but that hasn't stopped the Internet from generating more talk on the situation. Here are the updates:
--"Maury" is interested in hosting the "Big Reveal" of Justin's paternity results.
--A spokesperson for Maury tells the "Huffington Post", quote, "We are actively pursuing this story." (--Well . . . OF COURSE they are.)
--And one of the show's former producers states the obvious . . . saying, quote, "This would be a huge TV event . . . Maury is trusted by millions of viewers, and if Maury told Justin, 'You are not the father,' everyone would believe it."
Kris Humphries Is Not Refusing to Sign the Divorce Papers
There's a rumor going around that KRIS HUMPHRIES is refusing to sign KIM KARDASHIAN'S divorce papers. A source says, quote, "It's not true."
--What IS true is that Kris was blindsided by Kim's announcement. That's according to Kris' dad, who says, quote, "There was never a discussion about it . . . it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris.
--"How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"
Billy Crystal Will Host the Oscars
The Academy went with the obvious choice to replace EDDIE MURPHY as host of the 2012 Oscars. BILLY CRYSTAL announced on Twitter yesterday that he took the gig.
--He said, quote, "Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions. Looking forward to the show."
--Academy President Tom Sherak then issued a statement saying, quote, "He's a comic legend and Oscar icon, and it feels good to have him back where he belongs."
--Crystal . . . who's 63 . . . has hosted the show EIGHT times already, and has won four Emmys for both his hosting and writing duties. His last time was in 2004.
--Billy becomes the second-oldest person to host the Oscars solo since BOB HOPE . . . who was just shy of his 75th birthday when he hosted in 1978.
--STEVE MARTIN was 64 when he co-hosted with ALEC BALDWIN in 2010.
Friday TV Reminders
--"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition - A Veterans Day Special" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on ABC. Jewel guest stars for a fund-raiser to help veterans and their families as Ty looks back on past shows involving military families.