Jimmy Fallon's First "Tonight Show" Started Off With a Ton of Cameos
JIMMY FALLON brought the "Tonight Show" back to New York City for the first time in almost 42 years last night. He's in JACK PAAR'S old studio; the same studio that JOHNNY CARSON used before he brought the show to California in 1972.
He started off with the PERFECT introduction, saying, quote, "I'm Jimmy Fallon and I'll be your host . . . for now."
He then proceeded to thank the previous "Tonight Show" hosts, which was interesting because he DID mention CONAN O'BRIEN . . . and got a laugh by saying JAY LENO'S name twice.
Then after his monologue, Jimmy sat down at his desk and said that a friend of his owed him $100, because he said Jimmy would never be the host of the "Tonight Show". Then ROBERT DE NIRO came out and slapped a C-Note on Jimmy's desk.
But he wasn't alone. One at a time, the following stars came out and did the same thing: Robert De Niro, Tina Fey, Joe Namath . . . who was NOT wearing a huge fur coat . . . Rudy Giuliani, Mariah Carey, Tracy Morgan, Joan Rivers . . .
Kim Kardashian, Seth Rogen, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mike Tyson, Lady Gaga . . .
And finally, Stephen Colbert, who paid with a bucket full of pennies, which he dumped all over Jimmy. Then he took a selfie of the two of them and said, quote, "Welcome to 11:30, [B-word]." That's Colbert's timeslot on Comedy Central.
Did Miley Cyrus Put a Fan's Thong in Her Mouth?
MILEY CYRUS just added another nasty move to her arsenal. During her show in Tacoma, Washington on Sunday, someone threw a thong onstage. So Miley picked it up, wrapped it around her microphone and PUT IT IN HER MOUTH.
But one fan defended Miley on Twitter, saying, quote, "People are so rude. Let miley be. She didn't even put her mouth on the part where the vaj goes. She's perfection and [you're] not." (???)
Meanwhile, Miley is giving out ROLLING PAPERS in her tour program.
This is all apparently a part of her efforts to make her tour educational for America's youth. (???)
Taylor Swift Lost Her Virginity to Jake Gyllenhaal, Then He No-Showed Her Birthday Party . . . Which Inspired Her "Red" Album
Did TAYLOR SWIFT write her entire "Red" album after she gave up her virginity to JAKE GYLLENHAAL and he NO-SHOWED her birthday party? That's what the not-always-reliable RadarOnline.com says.
A source says Taylor was saving herself for marriage, but Jake convinced her he was worth it . . . quote, "She thought she was going to marry Jake, that's how in love she was with him." At the time, Taylor was 20 and Jake was 33.
In December of 2010, a few months after Taylor let go of her purity, she threw herself a 21st birthday party. Jake was all set to be there . . . or so she thought.
The day of the party, he WENT OFF THE GRID. He didn't call, he didn't text, she couldn't find him, and he never showed up. A source says, quote, "She locked herself in the bathroom and cried the entire night."
The source adds that "every word" of the "Red" album was inspired by the ensuing breakup. Especially the song "The Moment I Knew", which is literally about being stood up at a birthday party by "the one who means the most."
President Obama's Favorite Show is "House of Cards"
Last week, PRESIDENT OBAMA Tweeted about the new season of Netflix's "House of Cards" . . . adding, quote, "No spoilers please!" But that isn't the only show he's into.
The "New York Times" reports that Obama asked an HBO higher-up if he could get his hands on advance episodes of "True Detective" and "Game of Thrones" to watch this past weekend. It's unclear if he got them.