Lindsey Vonn Joked About Tiger Woods' Sex Scandal Back in 2010
LINDSEY VONN is all into TIGER WOODS now, but back in 2010, when he was pretty much at his lowest point, she was MAKING FUN OF HIM.
--It was right after Tiger had held his first press conference apologizing for nailing every white woman he could get his hands on. And Vonn was in the middle of a Winter Olympics run that resulted in one gold and one bronze medal.
--Vonn and some friends were speaking with a "Time" magazine writer, when the subject of Tiger's press conference came up. One of Lindsey's people mentioned how Tiger hugged some friends after it was over.
--And Lindsey said, quote, "They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.'"
--Then she talked about holding her own PARODY press conference on "Saturday Night Live".
--She said she would tell the press, quote, "There's something you don't know about me. Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem."
--Then she added, quote, "That would be freaking funny." The whole time, Lindsey's entourage was laughing at her "jokes".
--Later, the "Time" writer asked Lindsey how she'll deal with the media in the wake of Tiger's scandal.
--She said, quote, "Well, I'm married, so I don't have that problem. But, um, I guess [Woods] is married too." Within the next few years, they'd both be divorced.
One of Tiger's Former Mistresses Has a Great Take on His New Relationship
One of TIGER WOODS' ex-mistresses has a great take on his new relationship with Olympic skier LINDSEY VONN. Obviously, it's based on the premise that Tiger can't stay faithful.
--Mattress actress DEVON JAMES says, quote, "You know when the pics came out of Tiger and his new girlfriend . . . somewhere, 15 other girls were going, 'Huh? I thought I was his girlfriend!'"
--She added, quote, "I thought he would have picked a woman who was more petite and not someone who is more muscular and has a bigger head than his."
Katy Perry and John Mayer Have Broken Up Again
KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER have broken up for a second time. It sounds like it was a work issue.
--A source says, quote, "It's sad. It's not over until it's over. You have to see how things play out. She's leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work."
--Katy and John first started dating last summer. They broke up in August, but got back together the next month.
--Meanwhile, during a radio show the other night, RUSSELL BRAND cracked on his brief marriage to Katy.
--He said, quote, "Let me tell you a thing about marriage. Marriage is a bond that can last up to 14 months . . . This is a sacred, 14-month arrangement. Begins on an elephant. Ends in a newspaper."
Did Lindsay Lohan Try to Hit the Clubs After Her Sentencing Monday?
Did LINDSAY LOHAN try to hit the clubs Monday night . . . just hours after being sentenced to 90 days in rehab? An SUV with the logo for Mr. Pink Energy Drink pulled up to a Hollywood club, and Lindsay was supposedly in the backseat.
--The paparazzi got a picture of SOMEBODY . . . but that somebody was covering him or herself with a blanket.
--Because of all the paparazzi, the SUV pulled away without anybody getting out.
--But Lindsay says the media got this one wrong. She Tweeted, quote, "Guys relax, that was NOT me at AV or in the @Mr. Pink SUV. I'm taking this seriously and focused on the road ahead.
--"I stayed in last night, after a pretty long day . . . and ordered sushi to my hotel. Don't believe EVERY little thing you hear, unless you hear it from me. The support I have gotten has been great and means a lot."
Lindsay Lohan's Legal Troubles By The Numbers
You already know that LINDSAY LOHAN has been in nonstop trouble but accesshollywood.com put together her criminal history and the numbers are pretty ridiculous.
--Lindsay has stepped into court over 20 times since 1997
--She has violated probation 6 times
--She has been sentenced to 9 months in jail... She's spent 2 weeks in jail.
--She has served 35 days under house arrest.
--She has spent 250 days in rehab
--She has done 67 days of community service.
Harrison Ford Says He Thinks He'll Play Han Solo Again
HARRISON FORD is the one guy who could TORPEDO a reunion of the original cast in "Star Wars 7", so this is kind of a big deal:
--During a recent interview, Harrison pretty much confirmed it's happening. He said, quote, "I think it's almost true, I'm looking forward to it. It's not in the bag yet, but I think it's happening."