The White House Will Not Deport Justin Bieber
If you need even more proof that your government doesn't listen to you, I present this:
Almost 274,000 people signed that petition on the White House's website, asking that JUSTIN BIEBER be deported. As per the White House's own rules, any petition that gets over 100,000 signatures warrants a response.
But they responded by DECLINING TO RESPOND. They said, quote, "We won't be commenting on this one."
They added that they can decline to address, quote, "certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government."
In other words, it's not their department. Bieber is OUR problem.
Miley Cyrus Has Canceled the Rest of Her Tour
MILEY CYRUS is still recovering from her "extreme allergic reaction" to antibiotics . . . and on Friday, she announced that she's canceling the remaining dates of her U.S. tour.
But she's planning on going ahead with the European leg of the tour, which begins on May 2nd in Amsterdam. Last week, Miley's people said this type of reaction could take up to a month to recover from.
Lindsay Lohan Suffered a Miscarriage While Filming Her Reality Show
LINDSAY LOHAN dropped a bomb on the finale of her reality show last night. She suffered a MISCARRIAGE during filming.
She said, quote, "No one knows this, I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.
"It's a very long story, but that's why on the show when it says she doesn't want to come down, I couldn't move, I was sick. Mentally, that messes with you."
Lindsay did NOT name the father.
Immediately after the show aired, Lindsay's mom DINA Tweeted, quote, "Oprah call me." But she quickly deleted the Tweet.
As you probably know, the show airs on Oprah's TV channel OWN. It's not clear why Dina needed Oprah to call her . . . or if Oprah feels any urgency whatsoever when Dina "demands" a call from her.
"Captain America" Is #1 for a Third Straight Week
GREG KINNEAR'S religious movie "Heaven is for Real" had the best opening for the Easter weekend, with $21.5 million in third place. That was nearly double the disappointing opening of the new JOHNNY DEPP movie "Transcendence".
Meanwhile, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" was the #1 movie at the box office for a third straight week, after earning another $26.6 million over the weekend.
Here are this week's Top 5 movies:
1. "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", $26.6 million. Up to $202 million in its 3rd week.
2. "Rio 2", $22.5 million. Up to $75.4 million in its 2nd week.
3. (NEW) "Heaven is for Real", $21.5 million. Up to $28.5 million since Wednesday.
4. (NEW) "Transcendence", $11.2 million.
5. (NEW) "A Haunted House 2", $9.1 million.
Chris Brown's Trial Starts Today
A judge set today as the start date for the assault trial of singer Chris Brown in the nation's capital.
The case is significant not only because he faces up to six months in jail, but also because if convicted he could face additional penalties, including jail time, as a result of his probation in Los Angeles for an attack on Rihanna, in 2009.