"Gone Girl"opens Friday, and if you weren't already planning to see it, maybe I can sweeten the pot: This film will give you your first glimpse of BEN AFFLECK'S PENIS.
He tells MTV News, quote, "It's ironic because [director David Fincher] said to me from the beginning, this is a warts and all movie. It can have no vanity. You have to see the naked underbelly of this character."
He adds, quote, "There is some very brief nudity . . . The penis is in there! It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3D . . . it looks better in 3D. You should know it was a very cold set."
Tracy Morgan Responds to Walmart's Ignorant Claims
TRACY MORGANis fighting back against Walmart for claiming he's responsible for his own injuries because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt when one of their trucks plowed into him.
He says, quote, "After I heard what Walmart said in court I felt I had to speak out. I can't believe Walmart is blaming me for an accident that they caused. My friends and I were doing nothing wrong.
"I want to thank my fans for sticking with me during this difficult time. I love you all. I'm fighting hard every day to get back." One of Tracy's friends was killed in the accident. He and several others were injured. They're suing Walmart.
Michael Phelps Is Apologizing for Drinking and Driving . . . Again
MICHAEL PHELPS is a world-class swimmer . . . and unfortunately, he's also getting pretty good at apologizing for DUI arrests.
According to the "Baltimore Sun", Michael was pulled over late Monday night, when a cop clocked him doing 84 in a 45 mile-per-hour zone. That's nearly twice the speed limit . . . and according to reports, his blood alcohol content was also at nearly twice the legal limit.
Yesterday, Michael apologized, Tweeting, quote, "[I was] charged with DUI, excessive speeding and crossing double lane lines. I understand the severity of my actions and take full responsibility.
"I know these words may not mean much right now but I am deeply sorry to everyone I have let down."
One of the reasons his words may not mean much is that this is his second DUI arrest. He was also busted back in 2004, when he was 19. He also apologized that time, and said he "took responsibility" for his actions.
Michael's Olympic teammate RYAN LOCHTE took this opportunity to take a few jabs at him. He said, quote, "I'm not concerned . . . he just makes dumb decisions. He has so much money to get a driver . . .
"I even have a driver. Just stinks for the sport of swimming. But he will become smarter from this. Luckily he did not hurt himself or someone else."
The "Rush Hour" Movies Are Being Turned Into a TV Show
The "Rush Hour" movies are being turned into a TV show. It'll be an hour-long action comedy with a plot similar to the movies: A by-the-book foreign police officer being forced to work with a cocky American cop.
There's no indication JACKIE CHAN and CHRIS TUCKER will be involved, but Brett Ratner is onboard as an executive producer . . . he directed the movies.
For what it's worth, just last month Jackie Chan said he'd be interested in doing a fourth "Rush Hour" movie . . . even though there wasn't anything in the works. As for the show, it's still early in development . . . and no network is attached yet.
The Tom Hanks Movie "Big" Is Being Turned Into a TV Show
If the 1988 TOM HANKS movie "Big" totally left you YEARNING for more, here's good news: Fox is turning it into a TV show.
There aren't any other details yet . . . but Fox seems pretty high on the idea, so there's a good chance it'll end up vying for a spot on their schedule next year. And there's no talk that Tom Hanks would be involved.
George Clooney Got Married This Weekend But It's Not Official YET
It finally happened. GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN got married Saturday night in Venice, Italy. Although technically there's still time for George to back out. They're making it official with a civil ceremony today.
There were about 100 guests at Saturday's ceremony at the Aman Canal Grande Hotel . . . including Matt Damon, Bono, John Krasinski and his wife Emily Blunt, Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber, Ellen Barkin, "Vogue" editor Anna Wintour and BILL MURRAY.
Gerber was reportedly the best man, and for some reason Julia Roberts wasn't able to attend.
A source says George and Amal held hands as they recited vows they wrote themselves.
After the ceremony, guests celebrated until well into the morning. The menu included lobster, sea bass, beef, and risotto. There's no confirmation on the rumor we heard last week that LANA DEL REY was going to sing.
But at one point, Amal's father took the microphone and put the pressure on them to start producing GRANDCHILDREN. George may be 53, but Amal is only 36 . . . so they can both do the job required of them to reproduce.
There aren't any photos yet, but the paparazzi seemed to be camped out along Venice's famous canals, as Clooney, Amal and their guests were zipped from place to place all weekend in water taxis.
They were also spotted on Sunday wearing their wedding rings.
This is Amal's first marriage, but Clooney's second. He was married to actress TALIA BALSAM from 1989 to 1993.
Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini Got Rear-Ended by a Drunk Driver
JENNIFER LOPEZand LEAH REMINI were rear-ended by a drunk driver in a pickup truck Saturday when they went out for lunch with their kids. Thankfully, they are all okay.
Leah was driving J-Lo's car on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu when they were hit at a red light. The drunk took off, but they called 911 and he was caught.
J-Lo posted a selfie of her and Leah in the car, along with the caption, quote, "Sitting at a light, Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok!!!"
Then she went INSANE with hashtags, including "don't drink and drive", "cursed that fool out" and "the Bronx came out."
She also wrote, "#dontmesswithmycocnuts. She was referring to the kids, and meant to say COCONUTS.
And we know this because earlier in the day, she posted a picture of her 6-year-old twins Max and Emme in the backseat with Leah's 10-year-old daughter Sofia . . . and one of the hashtags was "coconuts".
Denzel Washington's "The Equalizer" Was #1 at the Box Office
"The Equalizer" had a solid opening weekend at the box office, easily taking the #1 spot with $35 million. That's the fourth biggest September debut of all time . . . and the third best opening of DENZEL WASHINGTON'S career.
(Denzel's two best opening weekends were from "American Gangster" and "Safe House" . . . which opened with $56 million and $54 million, respectively.)
The stop-motion animated movie "The Boxtrolls" was the weekend's other wide release. It made $17.3 million in 3rd place. Here are this week's Top 5 movies:
1. NEW: "The Equalizer", $35 million.
2. "The Maze Runner", $17.5 million. Up to $58 million in its 2nd week.
3. NEW: "The Boxtrolls", $17.3 million.
4. "This is Where I Leave You", $7 million. Up to $22.6 million in its 2nd week.
5. "Dolphin Tale 2", $4.8 million. Up to $33.7 million in its 3rd week.
It Might NOT Be Over for John Mellencamp And Meg Ryan
JOHN MELLENCAMP had nothing but nice things to say about his ex-girlfriend MEG RYAN and hinted the couple may not be done just yet.
John told the Associated Press "I'm very happy with the time I've spent with Meg Ryan. She's a beautiful girl and I know that I will never, ever, ever be with a funnier girl than her. Not gonna happen. I'm grateful for the three-and-a-half years we've been together," he added.
Despite calling it quits over the summer, Mellencamp hinted that things might not be done entirely. "Nothing's over," he said, when asked about their current status. "Nothing's over. I never say die for anything. Do you ever quit on anything?"
More Stolen Celebrity Photos Have Been Posted, Including Anna Kendrick and Cara Delevingne
More celebrity photos leaked over the weekend. The latest round of victims include Anna Kendrick, Cara Delevingne, volleyball minx Misty May-Treanor and Brook Burns.
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That Ukrainian Red Carpet Crasher Tried to Tackle Kim Kardashian
A man nearly TACKLED KIM KARDASHIAN as she, KANYE WEST and KRIS JENNER were getting out of a limo to attend a fashion show in Paris yesterday.
Not surprisingly, it was Ukrainian "journalist" Vitalii Sediuk . . . the guy who's become infamous for his red carpet pranks. He apparently dove at Kim's legs as she was getting out of the limo, almost taking her down.
But there were a ton of people crowded around to hold her up, and to pull this guy off her.
We first heard about Vitalii in 2012, when he tried to kiss WILL SMITH on the mouth and got a backhand slap for his efforts.
Earlier this year, he ambushed both BRADLEY COOPER and LEONARDO DICAPRIO at separate events, getting down on his knees and hugging both men around the crotch.
At the Cannes Film Festival in March, he climbed under AMERICA FERRERA'sdress. And a few weeks later he attacked BRAD PITT at the premiere of "Maleficent" and broke his glasses.
He even got onstage at the Grammys somehow and almost crashed one of ADELE's acceptance speeches.
He actually issued a statement after the Kardashian incident saying, quote, "I hope Kim is okay and won't be mad at me as I didn't mean any harm. Kanye is one lucky man as Kim is a goddess!"
He also said he's doing it as a PROTEST, because he's BANNED from entering the U.S.
George Clooney is Getting Married in Venice This Weekend
The details are still pretty much under wraps, but GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN are getting married in Venice this weekend.
George has commandeered the Hotel Cipriani, where guests should begin arriving today. This is expected to be a three-day celebration, with the actual wedding taking place tomorrow night.
It'll be a black-tie affair, with only about 60 guests, including Bono, Ellen Barkin, Sandra Bullock and her son Louis, Matt Damon and his wife, Julia Roberts and her husband, Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber . . .
And, of course, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. There are reports that Brad will be the best man. Oh, and Lana Del Rey is going to sing.
Britney Spears' Next Album Is Apparently About Her Conflicted Feelings Toward Men
BRITNEY SPEARSbroke up with her boyfriend David Lucado last month . . . supposedly because he cheated on her. So, is Britney going to go the TAYLOR SWIFT route and trash him on her next album? Maybe.
She says, quote, "I think you take your experiences that you go through and definitely put it into your work. So, I'm gonna have a lot of 'I hate men' songs, and then a lot of 'I love men' songs. So, it kinda goes both ways."
Justin Bieber Is Voicing the "Knight Rider" Car KITT in an Upcoming David Hasselhoff Comedy
Can you imagine JUSTIN BIEBER providing the voice for KITT . . . the talking car from "Knight Rider"? Well, it's happening.
DAVID HASSELHOFF says he asked Justin to do it as a favor, for an upcoming movie called "Killing Hasselhoff", which is a comedy about a guy who tries to win a celebrity death pool by hiring a hit man to kill The Hoff.
The Hoff says, quote, "I think he's a cool kid, and he gets a bad rap. He's a good guy and I like his music, I've known him for five years."
Justin was spotted with The Hoff filming scenes for the movie, so he's also appearing in the movie . . . although there aren't any further specifics on that.
WILLIAM DANIELS was the voice of KITT on the original "Knight Rider". He's the guy who played Mr. Feeny on "Boy Meets World".
"Hangover" star KEN JEONG and comedian JIM JEFFERIES are also in the movie, and have confirmed that they worked with Justin, and that he was great.
New Movies: Denzel's "The Equalizer" and the Animated Flick "The Boxtrolls" Are in Theaters
1. "The Equalizer"(R)
Denzel Washington plays a retired special ops agent who's just trying to lead a quiet life and put his past behind him, until his friends become the victims of violent crimes.
One of them is Chloe Grace Moretz, a young prostitute who strikes up an innocent friendship with him at the diner where he spends his nights reading. When she doesn't show up one night, Denzel decides to get payback on the guys who put her in the hospital. And things escalate quickly after he finds out that the pimp and his thugs are all in the Russian mob.
The movie's a violent remake of the 1985 TV series that starred an old white guy named Edward Woodward. It's directed by Antoine Fuqua, who previously teamed up with Denzel on "Training Day".
2. "The Boxtrolls"(PG)Trailer
A stop-motion animated movie about an orphaned boy named Eggs, who's trying to save the creatures that raised him from an evil exterminator played by Ben Kingsley. "Game of Thrones" fans might recognize the kid's voice. The actor's real name isIsaac Hempstead Wright, but you'd know him as psychic crippled orphan Bran Stark.
It's made by the same people who did the Dakota Fanning movie "Coraline". Her little sister Elle Fanning is in this one as a human girl helping Eggs save the boxtrolls.
Another Woman Trespassed in Keanu Reeves' House . . . And This One Was Naked
Last week, KEANU REEVES woke up at 4:00 A.M. to find a woman sitting in a chair in his library. Well, three days later, ANOTHER woman walked into Keanu's house . . . and this one was NAKED.
She just waltzed through an unlocked door, took a shower and then jumped into Keanu's pool. (!!!) Keanu wasn't home at the time, but there was a cleaning crew there. They called Keanu, and he called 911.
Like the other woman, she was taken away for psychiatric evaluation.
Lindsay Lohan Will Hound Tina Fey Until She Makes a "Mean Girls" Sequel
10 years after "Mean Girls", LINDSAY LOHAN wants to go back and do a sequel. She even has a script idea, and she's already pitched it to TINA FEY.
She says, quote, "People really love the movie: how do you top that? I was with Tina Fey the other day and I said we should do another 'Mean Girls', like an older version where they're all housewives and they're all cheating.
"That would be really funny. I'll harass Tina to write it."
Does Kim Kardashian Have a Secret Cell Phone So Kanye West Can't Check Up On Her?
Is there already trouble in paradise? "OK!" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN is so tired of KANYE WEST snooping on her phone that she got a SECOND phone he doesn't know about. Or, he DIDN'T know about it until now. Sorry, Kim.
A source says, quote, "Kim never thought he'd check it every single night. She insists she's got nothing to hide, but she's just sick of him questioning who she's talking to."
Tabloid Trash: Does Jennifer Lopez Sacrifice Chickens?
We've heard rumors in the past that JENNIFER LOPEZ has ties to Santeria . . . an African (slash) Caribbean religion that uses rituals and ceremonies including ANIMAL SACRIFICE.
Well, "Life & Style" magazine claims that several of J-Lo's exes are planning to write a tell-all about her . . . and it will include her participation in these rituals.
A so-called "source" says, quote, "J-Lo secretly practices religious rituals of Santeria . . . including sacrificing chickens! That's the last thing her image needs."
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa Are Divorcing . . . And Nick Cannon Says He Had Nothing to Do With it
After only 14 months of marriage, rapper WIZ KHALIFA and model AMBER ROSE are getting divorced.
Amber is asking for full custody of their 19-month-old son Sebastian, with visitation for Wiz. And she wants him to pay child support. She also wants Wiz to cover her legal fees.
Sources say this is NOT an amicable split, and that there are allegations of cheating by one or both of them.
Interestingly, NICK CANNON became Amber's manager last week, so there were already the typical rumors that they're hooking up. And the fact that HIS marriage went bust is only fueling those rumors.
But sources say Nick is denying it, and claiming he just learned about Amber's marital problems when she signed with him.
Jenny McCarthy and Avril Lavigne are the Latest Hacking Victims
Hacked nudes of JENNY MCCARTHY and AVRIL LAVIGNE showed up online yesterday. Although in both cases, some of the pics might be fake.
Jenny's rep says a "small number" of photos were indeed stolen from her account. But he added that many of them are, quote, "not McCarthy at all, but someone else, including the most explicit nude photos."
McCarthy's representatives are reporting the theft to the FBI and contacting all websites posting the photos to demand the immediate removal of all personal and private photos of her, including nude photos."
In Avril's case, there are definitely legit pictures of her in lingerie. But there are also topless photos where her face isn't visible, so we can't be sure they're really her.
Meanwhile, ARIANA GRANDE continues to claim the pictures of her that leaked were actually somebody else.
And STEVE-O from "Jackass"Tweeted a challenge to whoever's behind this chaos. Along with a naked but censored photo of himself, he wrote, "I just added lots of crazy nude photos to my iCloud, let's see how good these hackers really are!"
Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn Will Headline Season 2 of "True Detective"
HBO has FINALLY confirmed the cast of the second season of "True Detective". COLIN FARRELL and VINCE VAUGHN will star . . . replacing MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY and WOODY HARRELSON, who did the first season.
The show is doing the anthology thing . . . like "American Horror Story" . . . so each season will feature a different story and cast of characters. The first season was about two Louisiana homicide detectives hunting for a serial killer.
For now, all we know about Season Two is that it's about, quote, "three police officers and a career criminal navigating a web of conspiracy in the aftermath of a murder."
Colin's character is "a compromised detective whose allegiances are torn between his masters in a corrupt police department and the mobster who owns him."
And Vince is playing "a career criminal, who's in danger of losing his empire when his move into legitimate enterprise is upended by the murder of a business partner."
No other casting has been announced. The show will probably premiere next summer.
Liam Neeson Says There Will Be One More “Taken” Movie And Then No More
LIAM NEESON says that 'Taken 3' may be the last Taken movie. It does appear that he understands that too many of these movies would be a little ridiculous.
He tells USA Today, "I have to go on the run, I'll put it that way, from the not-so-lawful types and the lawful authorities. Bryan Mills served his country faithfully, but now even they are after him. They must not like me. If my daughter was 'taken' again on a trip, Bryan Mills would have to be certifiably locked up for bad parenting. It's a rollicking good story, but I think this is the end.''
Robin Williams’ Daughter Returned to Twitter To Thank Her Followers For Support
ROBIN WILLIAMS' daughter ZELDAreturned to Twitter yesterday, after leaving social media last month because or rude comments over her father's death. She thanked her followers for, quote, "all the stories and letters I've been receiving, especially from those who've also lost loved ones."
She continued: "I don't come online often, but reading of others who have dealt with this loss & gone on to live happy, full lives is helpful. Truly."
The 25-year-old daughter of the late Oscar winner concluded by posting a happy photo of her dad joyously singing alongside Sesame Street's two-headed monster.
Idina Menzel Thinks You Probably Hate Her
If you’re a parent of toddlers, you’ve probably seen Frozen more times that you can count. You may even be to the point that you’re getting angry when you hear those catchy little songs. IDINA MENZEL understands. And she’s sorry.
“You probably hate me [if you have kids],” Menzel told the audience during a private performance in New York on Monday night, a spy told pagesix.com.
In March, “Frozen” became the highest-grossing animated film of all time, crossing the $1 billion mark, according to Variety.