Ben Affleck Shows Wiener in "Gone Girl"
"Gone Girl" opens Friday, and if you weren't already planning to see it, maybe I can sweeten the pot: This film will give you your first glimpse of BEN AFFLECK'S PENIS.
He tells MTV News, quote, "It's ironic because [director David Fincher] said to me from the beginning, this is a warts and all movie. It can have no vanity. You have to see the naked underbelly of this character."
He adds, quote, "There is some very brief nudity . . . The penis is in there! It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3D . . . it looks better in 3D. You should know it was a very cold set."
Tracy Morgan Responds to Walmart's Ignorant Claims
TRACY MORGAN is fighting back against Walmart for claiming he's responsible for his own injuries because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt when one of their trucks plowed into him.
He says, quote, "After I heard what Walmart said in court I felt I had to speak out. I can't believe Walmart is blaming me for an accident that they caused. My friends and I were doing nothing wrong.
"I want to thank my fans for sticking with me during this difficult time. I love you all. I'm fighting hard every day to get back." One of Tracy's friends was killed in the accident. He and several others were injured. They're suing Walmart.
Michael Phelps Is Apologizing for Drinking and Driving . . . Again
MICHAEL PHELPS is a world-class swimmer . . . and unfortunately, he's also getting pretty good at apologizing for DUI arrests.
According to the "Baltimore Sun", Michael was pulled over late Monday night, when a cop clocked him doing 84 in a 45 mile-per-hour zone. That's nearly twice the speed limit . . . and according to reports, his blood alcohol content was also at nearly twice the legal limit.
Yesterday, Michael apologized, Tweeting, quote, "[I was] charged with DUI, excessive speeding and crossing double lane lines. I understand the severity of my actions and take full responsibility.
"I know these words may not mean much right now but I am deeply sorry to everyone I have let down."
One of the reasons his words may not mean much is that this is his second DUI arrest. He was also busted back in 2004, when he was 19. He also apologized that time, and said he "took responsibility" for his actions.
Michael's Olympic teammate RYAN LOCHTE took this opportunity to take a few jabs at him. He said, quote, "I'm not concerned . . . he just makes dumb decisions. He has so much money to get a driver . . .
"I even have a driver. Just stinks for the sport of swimming. But he will become smarter from this. Luckily he did not hurt himself or someone else."
The "Rush Hour" Movies Are Being Turned Into a TV Show
The "Rush Hour" movies are being turned into a TV show. It'll be an hour-long action comedy with a plot similar to the movies: A by-the-book foreign police officer being forced to work with a cocky American cop.
There's no indication JACKIE CHAN and CHRIS TUCKER will be involved, but Brett Ratner is onboard as an executive producer . . . he directed the movies.
For what it's worth, just last month Jackie Chan said he'd be interested in doing a fourth "Rush Hour" movie . . . even though there wasn't anything in the works. As for the show, it's still early in development . . . and no network is attached yet.
The Tom Hanks Movie "Big" Is Being Turned Into a TV Show
If the 1988 TOM HANKS movie "Big" totally left you YEARNING for more, here's good news: Fox is turning it into a TV show.
There aren't any other details yet . . . but Fox seems pretty high on the idea, so there's a good chance it'll end up vying for a spot on their schedule next year. And there's no talk that Tom Hanks would be involved.