Lindsay Lohan Showed Up at the Morgue Yesterday . . . But She Was Late and They Sent Her Home
At this point, it's still not clear what it'll take for¬†LINDSAY LOHAN to get her act together.
--Lindsay showed up at the L.A. County Morgue yesterday to do some of the community service the judge ordered . . . but she was at least 20 MINUTES LATE, so they sent her home.
--Lindsay was supposed to arrive by 8:00 A.M., but by 8:20, she still wasn't there, and they considered her a no-show.
--All told, she was about 40 minutes late.¬†¬†She's SUPPOSED to be back this morning.
--Lindsay's rep has an excuse, of course.¬†¬†He said, quote, "Lindsay arrived at the morgue approximately 20 minutes late and will be returning for orientation tomorrow.
--"Her lateness was due to a combination of not knowing what entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.
--"Lindsay spoke with the supervisors at the morgue, they showed her how to get in and everything is all cleared up."
--Lindsay stuck with that alibi on Twitter later in the day.¬†¬†She said, quote, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go therapy!!!!
--"Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner's office.¬†¬†Won't happen again, now I know where to go!¬†¬†Thank you for your help."
Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Already Breaking Up?
KIM KARDASHIAN and¬†KRIS HUMPHRIES have only been married about two months . . . and¬†"Life & Style" magazine already has them breaking up.
--A source says they're basically leading separate lives . . . quote, "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it.¬†¬†Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much.¬†¬†That's not a good sign."
--Meanwhile, the¬†"Star" tabloid claims Kim has already visited a DIVORCE LAWYER.¬†¬†A source says, quote, "Kris doesn't show up for Kim.¬†¬†He's breaking her heart."
--And Kris was photographed yesterday moving boxes out of the New York City hotel he and Kim have been staying in.¬†¬†He wasn't wearing his wedding ring.
Pee Wee Herman Hopes to Do "Dancing With the Stars" Next Season
How BRILLIANT would this be:¬†¬†PEE WEE HERMAN says he hopes to compete on the next season of¬†"Dancing With the Stars".
--You may not have known this, but Pee Wee is good friends with¬†DAVID ARQUETTE and¬†COURTENEY COX . . . and he's been visiting the show to cheer David on.
--He says, quote, "I hope to be dancing myself next season!¬†¬†That's why I'm there all the time, to get my face up there.¬†¬†Trying to butter up the producers and everything.¬†¬†Jury's out, I haven't heard yet."
John Travolta Tried to Book a Table at a KFC . . . And Got Denied
JOHN TRAVOLTA was in England for some kind of conference, and his people called a local KFC to reserve a table for him and some guests.
--But the employee told him that's not how it works, and he'd have to just get in line like everybody else.¬†¬†Obviously, this person didn't believe that John Travolta was actually trying to make a reservation at KFC.
--A KFC spokesman later said, quote, "In hindsight, of course, we would have reserved a table for him."
President Obama Is Coming Back to "The Tonight Show"
On Tuesday,¬†PRESIDENT OBAMA will be a guest on¬†"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".¬†¬†It's his fourth time . . . he was on twice while running for president, and he was also a guest in March of 2009, shortly after taking office.
--That was big because Obama became the first sitting president ever to appear on a late night talk show.¬†¬†Like the last time, he'll actually be in the studio with Jay.
Scarlett Johansson Did Not Make Out with Joseph Gordon-Levitt . . . According to Her Rep
SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S rep says there's no truth to the rumors about Scarlett and¬†JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT.
--Here's the official statement . . . quote, "She is not dating Joseph nor did she kiss him.¬†¬†They are simply friends and talking about working on a project together."
--And Joseph's rep adds, quote, "He wasn't even in NY when¬†'Us Weekly' alleges.¬†¬†Joseph has met with Scarlett about a potential project to work on together."