Jennifer Aniston Is Not Getting Married in Greece this Summer
Gotta love how the tabloids work: BRAD PITT puts a ring on ANGELINA JOLIE'S finger and suddenly, JENNIFER ANISTON is getting married, too.
--TMZ said Jennifer was scouting locations for a summer wedding in Greece, but it's not true. Jennifer's rep says, quote, "[This is a] total fabrication. She was not in Greece."
One Direction May Have Been Exposed to Koala Chlamydia
ONE DIRECTION is now touring Australia and New Zealand, where they have been freaking out teenage girls . . . and exposing themselves to KOALA CHLAMYDIA.
--The guys recently "cuddled" with a local three-year-old koala named Kat. But apparently Kat got a little nervous because she PEED on HARRY STYLES, "The Hot One" . . . and LIAM PAYNE, "The One with Only One Kidney".
--Later, the boys learned that 80% of koalas reportedly have Chlamydia, a sexually-transmitted disease, which according to AOL can cause severe pink eye, the inability to control one's bowels, inflammation of the prostate gland and kidney damage.
--Supposedly, it's "unlikely" that Chlamydia could be transferred from koalas to humans, but it isn't impossible.
--And that has the boys worried. Especially Liam, who's already down a kidney.
--He says, quote, "I'm genuinely scared. This is worrying. I'd have never picked the thing up if I'd known."
Is Megan Fox Pregnant?
E! Online says that MEGAN FOX is pregnant with her first child. Nothing is official, though . . . they just got it from an unnamed source.
--This would be the first child for Megan and her husband BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN. Brian already has a 10-year-old son with VANESSA MARCIL.
Ryan Seacrest Has Extended His "American Idol" Contract
RYAN SEACREST isn't going anywhere. The "Hollywood Reporter" says he's signed on to do another two seasons of"American Idol". He'll make $15 million a season, which is in line with what he's made over the past three seasons.
--His contract was up after this season, but he'd said before that he planned to stay. Ryan and Fox have confirmed the deal, but they wouldn't comment on the terms.
Scarlett Johansson Is Obsessed with Chicken Wings
SCARLETT JOHANSSON just came off a crazy diet that was necessary to pour herself into her skintight Black Widow costume for "The Avengers".
When asked about her diet since filming, she said, "I am obsessed with buffalo chicken wings. I am addicted to them. You will have to roll me down the red carpet next time you see me."
--Here's how she managed to stay super fit for the movie . . . quote, "You have to eat a really clean diet, a lot of kale and salmon. Basically you get all your nutrients and then training like crazy.
--"The training is crazy, but you just suck it up and do it. There is a lot of strength training and agility training, and fight choreography. You go in, and you just do it."
It's Official: Lindsay Lohan Will Play Elizabeth Taylor
It seems like we've been talking about this forever, but it only just became official yesterday: LINDSAY LOHAN will star in "Liz & Dick" . . . a Lifetime Original Movie about ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S romance with RICHARD BURTON.
--Lindsay issued a statement saying, quote, "I have always admired and had enormous respect for Elizabeth Taylor.
--"She was not only an incredible actress but an amazing woman as well. I am very honored to have been asked to play this role."
--Lifetime says, quote, "[Lindsay] is one of the rare actresses who possesses the talent, beauty and intrigue to capture the spirit of such a provocative icon."
--And executive producer Larry Thompson adds, quote, "I think that Lindsay brings to Elizabeth Taylor and to our project that sparkle of magic, that sparkle of today."
There Will Be Another News Team Throwdown in "Anchorman 2"
We're all rooting for "Anchorman 2" to be awesome . . . and this might help:
--There will be another NEWS TEAM THROWDOWN . . . like the big brawl in the original. Director and co-writer ADAM MCKAY says, quote, "We already have a couple ideas for it."
--There's no word if any of the news teams from the original will be back . . . like the rival squad led by VINCE VAUGHN. . . or BEN STILLER and the Spanish-Language news team.
--And let's not forget the public broadcasters led by TIM ROBBINS . . . or LUKE WILSON and the Channel 2 news team.
--There's a chance they WON'T all return, because the sequel takes place during the rise of cable and the 24-hour news cycle.
--No matter who participates, though, McKay and WILL FERRELL have a daunting task ahead of them: Finding something even cooler than a trident for STEVE CARELL to kill a guy with.