KIM KARDASHIAN broke her silence yesterday and addressed her impending divorce on her blog.Â Â And she said her 72-day marriage toÂ KRIS HUMPHRIES was NOT a sham.
--She said, quote, "First and foremost, I married for love.Â Â I can't believe I even have to defend this.Â Â I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show!"Â Â (--Personally, I can't believe Kim can't believe it.)
--She added that agreeing to make her wedding a TV event was not necessarily the smartest decision, but, quote, "it's who I am!"
--She added, quote, "I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn't get off when now I know I probably should have.
--"I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn't know how to and didn't want to disappoint a lot of people."
--Kim also asked us to RESPECT HER COURAGE in walking away from the marriage . . . and said reports that she made millions off the wedding are, quote, "simply not true."
--She did receive thousands of dollars in wedding gifts.Â Â And she said, quote, "I'm so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I'll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.
--"I'm sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am."
A 20-Year-Old Claims Justin Bieber Is the Father of Her Child
JUSTIN BIEBER has managed to keep himself fairly scandal-free over the past few years.Â Â The only "controversial" things he's done are . . . engaging in a little PDA withÂ SELENA GOMEZ, and getting a new haircut.
--But if this next story is true . . . and that's a big IF . . . those days may be over.
--According toÂ "Star" magazine, a 20-year-old woman named Mariah Yeater claims Justin is the father of her three-month old baby.Â She's filed a lawsuit demanding that he take a paternity test to, quote, "scientifically confirm" that he's the daddy.
--Of course, if he IS the father, she wants him to "provide adequate [child] support."
--Mariah claims the encounter happened backstage, after Justin performed in Los Angeles on October 25th of last year.Â Â She was 19 at the time . . . he was 16.Â Â Justin hasn't commented on this, but his people have.
--His rep released a statement saying, quote, "It's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims . . . we will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."
--A court hearing has been scheduled for December 15th.
Hugh Grant Has Accidentally Become a Father
Nine months ago,Â HUGH GRANT had some fun.Â Â Today, he's a father.Â Â There's no word who the mother is.
--Hugh's rep says, quote, "I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby girl.Â Â He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive.
--"He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms."
--This is Hugh's first child.Â Â He's 51 years old.
Are Denise Richards and Richie Sambora Dating Again?
DENISE RICHARDS andÂ BON JOVI guitaristÂ RICHIE SAMBORA might be dating again.Â Â A source says, quote, "It's serious but they are trying to keep it low key."
--Denise and Richie dated in 2006 after they left their respective spouses,Â CHARLIE SHEEN andÂ HEATHER LOCKLEAR.Â Â They broke up in 2007.
--Denise is 40 years old . . . Richie is 52.
Jerry Seinfeld Will Be Regis Philbin's First Replacement on "Live"
JERRY SEINFELD will beÂ REGIS PHILBIN'S first temporary replacement onÂ "Live! With Regis and Kelly".Â Â Regis' last day is Friday, November 18th . . . and after that, the show will be calledÂ "Live! With Kelly".
--Jerry will co-host the show withÂ KELLY RIPA on the shortened week before Thanksgiving . . . from Monday, November 21st through Wednesday, the 23rd.Â Â The show will use guest co-hosts until they decide on Regis' permanent replacement.
LINDSAY LOHAN got her jacked up teeth fixed . . . and she's so happy with her new look she posted a picture of it on Twitter, along with the message, "Thanks, Dr. Dorfman for the zoom . . . My gums are so sore though!"
--Dr. Bill Dorfman is a dentist to the stars in L.A.Â Â He was also on "Extreme Makeover" and "The Doctors".
--Lindsay could be taking those new choppers with her to JAIL.Â Â She has a hearing on Wednesday to address her probation violation.
(Speaking of the Lohans . . . Lindsay's dad MICHAEL was denied bail over the weekend . . . which means he's still behind bars for harassing ex-girlfriend Kate Major.)
A Stuntman Was Killed on the Set of "The Expendables 2"
One stuntman was killed and another suffered critical injuries in an accident on the set ofÂ "The Expendables 2" in Bulgaria.
--It has something to do with an explosion on a rubber boat that was out on a lake, but that's all we know about it right now.
Adele Has Been Forced to Shut It Down for the Rest of 2011 . . . So She Can Have Throat Surgery
ADELE is still rolling in some deep vocal chordÂ issues . . . and now it's at the point where she has to have throat surgery.Â Â Not surprisingly, that will keep her sidelined through the rest of the year.
--A message on her website says, quote, "She is to undergo surgery to alleviate the current issues with her throat and a full recovery is expected.
--"As a result, doctors have ordered her to rest her voice and completely recuperate before looking to schedule any work commitments."Â Â Concert refunds will be available from the point of purchase.
--It's unclear when she's having the surgery.
Fox Is Bringing Back "In Living Color" with Keenen Ivory Wayans
YetÂ ANOTHERÂ old TV show is coming back.Â Â Fox is revivingÂ "In Living Color" withÂ KEENEN IVORY WAYANS, who created the show over 20 years ago.
--"In Living Color" originally aired on Fox from 1990 to 1994 . . . and launched the careers ofÂ JAMIE FOXX,Â DAVID ALAN GRIER, and a then-unknown comedian namedÂ JIM CARREY.Â Â It also made theÂ WAYANS family household names.
--Fox will test the waters by airing two half-hourÂ "In Living Color" specials sometime next spring.Â Â If they're successful, it'll become a full-blown series next fall.Â Â Keenen will host the specials, with a new cast of, quote, "fresh, young talent."
"Puss in Boots" Broke the Halloween Weekend Box Office Record
"Puss in Boots" made $34 million this weekend, which is the biggest total for a Halloween weekend ever.Â Â (--The previous record was held by "Saw 3", which made $33.6 million when it came out in 2006.)
--"Paranormal Activity 3" lost a little steam, but still made another $18.5 million in 2nd place.Â Â TheÂ JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE sci-fi thrillerÂ "In Time" came in third with $12 million, whileÂ JOHNNY DEPP'S"The Rum Diary" made$5 million in 5th place.
--Here are this week's Top 5 movies . . .
1.)Â Â NEW:Â Â "Puss in Boots", $34 million
2.)Â Â "Paranormal Activity 3", $18.5 million.Â Â Up to $81.3 million in its 2nd week.
3.)Â Â NEW:Â Â "In Time", $12 million
4.)Â Â "Footloose", $5.4 million.Â Â Up to $38.4 million in its 3rd week.
Michael Lohan Was Arrested Again Yesterday . . . This Time for Calling Kate Major
MICHAEL LOHAN was arrested YET AGAIN yesterday.Â Â This time, it was because he tried to call ex-girlfriendÂ KATE MAJOR . . . the one he allegedly beat up earlier this week.
--Kate already had a restraining order against Michael . . . and it was extended after that latest incident.
--And here's the kicker:Â Â When police showed up at Michael's motel to arrest him, he tried to jump from his third-story balcony to get away.Â Â It didn't go as planned.Â Â Michael hurt his foot during the jump, and it might be broken.
"Dancing With the Stars" Judge Carrie Ann Inaba Met Her Fiance on eHarmony
--She says, quote, "I was dating all these younger guys, and [thought] I had to change it up."
--And while she didn't post a photo with her questionnaire, she got pretty specific . . . quote, "I said 'You need to be sexy' [and] 'I love cats.'Â Â He was the one they sent me, and it just felt familiar.Â Â [Looking at] his picture, I felt like I already knew him."
Justin Bieber Was Pulled Over for Cutting Off a Motorcycle Cop in His Batman-Themed Cadillac
JUSTIN BIEBER got pulled over in Los Angeles the other day for accidentally cutting off a motorcycle cop in his Batman-themed Cadillac.Â Â He got off with just a warning.
--Justinâs car has Batman symbols on the front and back, as well as the word "Batmobile" on the trunk.Â Â It also has a custom "JB" logo on the side.
Charlie Sheen's "Anger Management" Sitcom Will Air on FX
Well, it's official:Â Â CHARLIE SHEEN will return to TV next year.Â Â His new sitcom,Â "Anger Management" has been picked up by cable's FX network.Â Â They've ordered 10 episodes, which will air next summer.
--"Anger Management" isÂ LOOSELYÂ based on theÂ ADAM SANDLER /Â JACK NICHOLSON movie of the same name that came out in 2003.Â Â Charlie's character will be sort of like Nicholson's character.
--According to the press release, his character is, quote, "an anger management therapist, who may need more counseling than his patients, and wreaks havoc on the lives of his patients through his unconventional methods."
-- The press release says Charlie will, quote, "retain a significant ownership stake in the series" . . . meaning he could make BANK if it's successful.Â Â It's unclear if he'll also get a traditional salary like he did onÂ "Two and a Half Men".
--And check this out:Â Â FX owns the syndication rights toÂ "Two and a Half Men".Â Â In other words, they will be able to pairÂ "Anger Management" with re-runs ofÂ "Two and a Half Men" . . . including the ones withÂ ASHTON KUTCHER.
Nicole Richie Is Asking Ladies NOT To Slut It Up This Year
Maybe having young children has had a profound effect onÂ NICOLE RICHIE.Â Â Because on her Facebook page yesterday, she posted this . . .
--"Girls, can we all pledge that we will not dress slutty for this Halloween?Â Â The jig is up."
(--In past years, Nicole Richie didn't need Halloween to dress slutty.Â Â But she's 30 years old and has two kids . . . 3-year-old Harlow and 2-year-old Sparrow.Â Â And her Halloweens have been pretty conservative over the last few years.)
(--Last year she rocked two costumes.Â Â She was Gwyneth Paltrow's character Margot from "The Royal Tenenbaums" and Jessie the Cowgirl from the "Toy Story" movies.)
BRUCE WILLIS is going to be a dad again.Â Â His wifeÂ Emma Heming is pregnant and due sometime early next year.
--Bruce has three daughters with ex-wifeÂ DEMI MOORE.Â Â They are:Â Â 23-year-oldÂ Rumer, 20-year-oldÂ Scout and 17-year-oldTallulah.
--Bruce and Emma got married in the spring of 2009.Â Â He's 56 . . . she's 33.
Did Kim Kardashian Shop Around the NBA Before Finding Kris Humphries?
With all the talk thatÂ KIM KARDASHIAN andÂ KRIS HUMPHRIES are already on the outs, this is interesting:
--There's a rumor going around that Kim and the E! network actually shopped around the NBA looking for a boyfriend for Kim.Â Â And Kris wasn't even their first choice.
--They wanted a New York player because filming on the reality showÂ "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" was about to start.Â They first approachedÂ DANILO GALLINARI of the Knicks.Â Â But he wasn't interested in dating Kim or being on a reality show.
--Apparently they figured Jersey was close enough, so they settled on Humphries, who plays for the Nets.
The Dentist That Fixed Steven Tyler's Mouth Says He's "Doing Splendidly"
Today's out-of-nowhere "celebrity" is Dr. Maria Bastos, the dentist in Paraguay who fixedÂ STEVEN TYLER'S mouth . . . after heÂ fell in the shower and busted two teeth.
--Maria says Steven was, quote, "friendly and humble," and "surprised her with his cheerfulness."Â Â She adds that he's, quote, "doing splendidly" now.Â Â It seems like she knew who he was while she was treating him . . . but that isn't 100% clear.
The FCC Has Released the Complaints They Received Regarding Nancy Grace's Nipple
The FCC received "about a dozen" complaints afterÂ "Dancing with the Stars" inadvertentlyÂ broadcast a small segment ofÂ NANCY GRACE'S nipple for a MILLISECOND last month.
--Nancy hasÂ denied that there was a nip-slip . . . but she's full of crap, it happened.Â Â However, you literally have toÂ PAUSE YOUR DVR. . . at just the right moment . . . to see anything.Â Â In other words, you don't see nipple unless you WANT to see nipple.
--TheSmokingGun.com got their hands on the complaints . . . and here are the highlights from eight different angry viewers' letters:
#1.) "Nancy Grace displayed her naked pornographic breast and nipple.Â Â This is an outrage that ABC would broadcast pornography to a family audience . . .
--"I have read that Nancy Grace is denying it, but there are screen captures, which clearly show her pornographic nipple displayed as it was seen on TV.Â Â I demand that ABC and Nancy Grace be fined for this disgusting and godless display."
#2.) "Nancy Grace had a wardrobe malfunction where her nipple private came out and scared my children.Â Â She should be fined."
#3.) "Her nipple was clearly visible.Â Â We watch this show because of the family values, but this was disgusting.Â Â How can this happen during primetime TV?Â Â How is this not buffered?Â Â Will Nancy Grace be fined?"
---#4.) "I want action!!!Â Â I am so offended to see her boob.Â Â My kids are traumatized.Â Â I want action against her and this network!!!"
---#5.) "I thought this show was supposed to be safe for children . . . but I guess not.Â Â Someone needs to be fired over this, or some serious fines need to happen.Â Â This is ridiculous."
#6.) "Exposed female nipple during a time when my kids were watching.Â Â Completely unacceptable."
#7.) "This is not fine.Â Â It was clearly done on purpose to generate news stories and interest in the show."
#8.) "I noticed that Nancy Grace's nipple was exposed.Â Â Although by accident, these types of things should not be allowed on television.Â Â Children were most likely watching this program, and the nipple could have traumatized the poor things."
The Latest Episode of "Dancing With the Stars" Included Insults, an Animal Comparison & Two Nearly Perfect Performances
A heated exchange between professional dancer MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY and head judge LEN GOODMAN stole the spotlight from first-place finishers RICKI LAKE and J.R. MARTINEZ.
--Lake and Martinez tied with the top score of 29 points.
--Maxim and his partner, soccer star HOPE SOLO, landed near the bottom of the judges' leaderboard Monday. With 20 points out of 30, they finished just ahead of CHAZ BONO, in last place with 19 points.
--When Goodman called Solo's rumba "your worst dance of the whole season," Chmerkovskiy suggested the judge get out of the dance business.
--"The judges have their favorites," he said. "They always have."
--LACEY SCHWIMMER agreed.Â "They always have their favorites, and this season it's completely clear who they are.
--Schwimmer cried backstage during Monday's episode and was still upset after the show, when she complained about the judges' "rude" remarks about Bono.
--"Every week he gets referred to as an animal," she said. "They always comment on his personality, and last I checked, this was a dancing show."
--After the couple danced their tango, judge BRUNO TONIOLI said Bono was like "a cute little penguin trying to be a big menacing bird of prey." Tonioli has also compared Bono to an Ewok.
Demi Moore Was on the "Two and a Half Men" Set Friday
Despite everything that's supposedly going on with their marriage,Â DEMI MOORE visitedÂ ASHTON KUTCHER Friday on the set of"Two and a Half Men" . . . along with her 23-year-old daughterÂ RUMER.
--They waited inside Ashton's trailer until he was done filming for the day.
--A source says that when Ashton returned to his trailer he, quote, "put his arm around Demi and they acted like a couple.Â Â They were talking and smiling at each other.Â Â Everything seemed just like normal."
Lindsay Lohan is Posing for "Playboy"
According to TMZ,Â LINDSAY LOHAN is posing forÂ "Playboy".Â And she'll get somewhere between $750,000 and a million dollars.
--Yesterday, E! Online, reported how she was in the midst of doing a, quote, "top secret photo shoot" at a Beverly Hills mansion that started yesterday and finishes up today.
--They asked her rep if she's doing "Playboy" and he said, quote, "I can neither confirm nor deny at this time."
--"Playboy" won't talk either.Â A rep said, quote, "We don't comment on rumors about who may or may not be posing for the magazine . . . if anything changes, I'll be sure to let you know."
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Are Going to Work Together Again
It was 14 years ago thatÂ BEN AFFLECK andÂ MATT DAMON launched themselves onto the A-list withÂ "Good Will Hunting".Â Â And now, they're finally going to do another movie together.
--According toÂ "GQ" magazine, they're doing a movie about Boston mobsterÂ WHITEY BULGER . . . who was arrested over the summer.Â Â Matt will star, and Ben will direct.
--There's no word when they'll get around to it.Â Â They each have at least one project to get to on their own first.
(--Matt and Ben won the Best Screenplay Oscar for "Good Will Hunting" in 1997 . . . in which they also starred.)
(--They've also appeared together in several KEVIN SMITH movies . . . "Dogma", "Chasing Amy", "Jersey Girl" and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".)
Kris Humphries Showed Up for Kim Kardashian's Birthday
Despite rumors that they're leading separate lives and already heading for divorce,Â KIM KARDASHIAN andÂ KRIS HUMPHRIES were together Friday night to celebrate Kim's 31st birthday at The Darby restaurant in Manhattan.
--Then on Saturday night, they did dinner and hit a club in Las Vegas.
Lindsay Lohan Showed Up Early For Community Service Friday . . . and She Brought Food
LINDSAY LOHAN spent Friday doing janitorial work at the L.A. County Morgue . . . and check this out:Â Â She showed up for her duties almost 90 minutes EARLY.
--Lindsay was supposed to be there at 7:00 A.M.Â Â Her rep says she was there at 5:35.
--Lindsay had three dozen cupcakes sent to the morgue in the morning to make up for being late the previous day . . . but the delivery guy was TURNED AWAY.
--Assistant Coroner Ed Winter said, quote, "We discussed the issue of these types of incidents and that we would not allow such activity.Â Â I think that she got the message."
--At lunchtime, Lindsay reportedly ordered In-N-Out Burger for herself and the other volunteers.Â Â Strangely, Winter claims this did NOT happen.
--Meanwhile, a source tells TMZ that Lindsay saw her first dead body Friday . . . and she was, quote, "shocked".Â Â She also "covered her mouth in horror" when she first saw linens that were stained with blood and other bodily fluids.
--We'll probably never see Lindsay toiling away inside the morgue.Â Â Staff has been warned that anyone caught taking pictures or video of Lindsay will be immediately terminated.
Relationship Rumors: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Were Spotted Leaving His Boston Apartment Sunday
Alleged coupleÂ RYAN REYNOLDS andÂ BLAKE LIVELY were spotted leaving Ryan's Boston apartment yesterday morning.
John Mayer Is Recovering from Vocal Chord Surgery
JOHN MAYER is currently recovering from surgery on his vocal chords.
--Last month, JohnÂ revealed that he had a "granuloma" . . . or an inflamed mass of tissue in his throat, near his vocal chords.
--In a new blog post, he says he's, quote, "on complete vocal rest for a month or more."
Lindsay Lohan Showed Up at the Morgue Yesterday . . . But She Was Late and They Sent Her Home
At this point, it's still not clear what it'll take forÂ LINDSAY LOHAN to get her act together.
--Lindsay showed up at the L.A. County Morgue yesterday to do some of the community service the judge ordered . . . but she was at least 20 MINUTES LATE, so they sent her home.
--Lindsay was supposed to arrive by 8:00 A.M., but by 8:20, she still wasn't there, and they considered her a no-show.
--All told, she was about 40 minutes late.Â Â She's SUPPOSED to be back this morning.
--Lindsay's rep has an excuse, of course.Â Â He said, quote, "Lindsay arrived at the morgue approximately 20 minutes late and will be returning for orientation tomorrow.
--"Her lateness was due to a combination of not knowing what entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.
--"Lindsay spoke with the supervisors at the morgue, they showed her how to get in and everything is all cleared up."
--Lindsay stuck with that alibi on Twitter later in the day.Â Â She said, quote, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go therapy!!!!
--"Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner's office.Â Â Won't happen again, now I know where to go!Â Â Thank you for your help."
Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Already Breaking Up?
KIM KARDASHIAN andÂ KRIS HUMPHRIES have only been married about two months . . . andÂ "Life & Style" magazine already has them breaking up.
--A source says they're basically leading separate lives . . . quote, "Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it.Â Â Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much.Â Â That's not a good sign."
--Meanwhile, theÂ "Star" tabloid claims Kim has already visited a DIVORCE LAWYER.Â Â A source says, quote, "Kris doesn't show up for Kim.Â Â He's breaking her heart."
--And Kris was photographed yesterday moving boxes out of the New York City hotel he and Kim have been staying in.Â Â He wasn't wearing his wedding ring.
Pee Wee Herman Hopes to Do "Dancing With the Stars" Next Season
How BRILLIANT would this be:Â Â PEE WEE HERMAN says he hopes to compete on the next season ofÂ "Dancing With the Stars".
--You may not have known this, but Pee Wee is good friends withÂ DAVID ARQUETTE andÂ COURTENEY COX . . . and he's been visiting the show to cheer David on.
--He says, quote, "I hope to be dancing myself next season!Â Â That's why I'm there all the time, to get my face up there.Â Â Trying to butter up the producers and everything.Â Â Jury's out, I haven't heard yet."
John Travolta Tried to Book a Table at a KFC . . . And Got Denied
JOHN TRAVOLTA was in England for some kind of conference, and his people called a local KFC to reserve a table for him and some guests.
--But the employee told him that's not how it works, and he'd have to just get in line like everybody else.Â Â Obviously, this person didn't believe that John Travolta was actually trying to make a reservation at KFC.
--A KFC spokesman later said, quote, "In hindsight, of course, we would have reserved a table for him."
President Obama Is Coming Back to "The Tonight Show"
On Tuesday,Â PRESIDENT OBAMA will be a guest onÂ "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".Â Â It's his fourth time . . . he was on twice while running for president, and he was also a guest in March of 2009, shortly after taking office.
--That was big because Obama became the first sitting president ever to appear on a late night talk show.Â Â Like the last time, he'll actually be in the studio with Jay.
Scarlett Johansson Did Not Make Out with Joseph Gordon-Levitt . . . According to Her Rep
SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S rep says there's no truth to the rumors about Scarlett andÂ JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT.
--Here's the official statement . . . quote, "She is not dating Joseph nor did she kiss him.Â Â They are simply friends and talking about working on a project together."
--And Joseph's rep adds, quote, "He wasn't even in NY whenÂ 'Us Weekly' alleges.Â Â Joseph has met with Scarlett about a potential project to work on together."
Lindsay Lohan Was Handcuffed and Led Out of Court After Her Probation Was Revoked
LINDSAY LOHAN was HANDCUFFED and led out of court yesterday, after Judge Stephanie Sautner FINALLY got hardcore with her and revoked her probation.
--She was immediately released on $100,000 bail, and she's due back in court November 2nd.Â Â At that point, they'll officially determine if she'd violated her probation and what new punishments she'll face, if any.
--Obviously, jail time is a possibility.Â Â But if that happens, it could just be another situation where they check her in, then check her right back out because of prison overcrowding.
--Ahead of yesterday's hearing, the probation department gave Lindsay a glowing review . . . which Judge Sautner basically said was B.S.
--She was mostly concerned with Lindsay being booted from that women's shelter for missing NINE scheduled appointments.Â Â And she refused to accept Lindsay being reassigned to the Red Cross.
--She said, quote, "No one has the power to change my sentence.Â Â Not the volunteer center and not probation.Â Â She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross."
--Lindsay's lawyer noted to the judge that the department's review said Lindsay has, quote, "reached a turning point in her accountability and maturity."
--And the judge replied, quote, "Failing to show up nine times is reaching a turning point in her maturity?"
--Lindsay was given a year to complete her community service.Â Â And even though she still has six months to go, Judge Sautner was NOT happy with her progress.
--She noted that Lindsay still has about 57 of her required 60 days left to do.
--Here's something that REALLY got under the judge's skin:Â Â The probation report stated that Lindsay didn't like working at the women's shelter because it wasn't, quote, "fulfilling" for her.
--Judge Sautner said, quote, "Is that what a sentence is about?Â Â Is it supposed to fulfill the defendant, or is it supposed to be rehabilitative and / or punitive?"
--She's also said she doubts that Lindsay has attended all her court-ordered weekly counseling sessions, because she's spent so much time out of the country.
--Then she dropped one other bomb on Lindsay:Â Â Until her November 2nd hearing, Lindsay MUST work a minimum of two days a week at the L.A. County Morgue . . . for a minimum of eight hours a day.
--Lindsay's original sentence was 360 hours at the shelter and 120 at the morgue, for a total of 480 hours.
--Lindsay will do janitorial work at the morgue, like emptying trash, vacuuming and cleaning toilets.Â Â She might see corpses, but a police spokesman says, quote, "She will not be touching, handling or processing any dead people."
The Cast of "Celebrity Apprentice"
NBC has yet to officially announce the next cast ofÂ "Celebrity Apprentice", but apparently that's not necessary . . . because the cast was "outed" after they were spotted in New York City, doing some sort of sandwich-making task.
--So, here's the cast . . . according toÂ RealityBlurred.com:
--24-year-old racecar driverÂ Marco Andretti.Â Â He's the grandson ofÂ Mario Andretti.
--"Wayne's World" minxÂ Tia Carrere
--'80s pop superstarÂ Debbie Gibson
--Twisted Sister singerÂ Dee Snider
--George Takei . . . a.k.a. Sulu fromÂ "Star Trek"
--FormerÂ "Incredible Hulk" starÂ Lou Ferrigno
--ModelÂ Cheryl Tiegs (--She's 64 years old now.)
--MagicianÂ Penn Jillette
--ComedienneÂ Lisa Lampanelli
--FormerÂ Danity Kane singerÂ Aubrey O'Day
--"American Chopper" dadÂ Paul Teutul, Sr.
--ModelÂ Patricia VelÃ¡squez
--Former Miss Venezuela and Miss UniverseÂ Dayana Mendoza
Adam Levine Doesn't Want Fox News Playing His Music Anymore
Fox News has done something to enrageÂ MAROON 5 singerÂ ADAM LEVINE . . . something other than the usual fair and balanced reporting.
--Apparently, Fox News used one of Maroon 5's songs, because Adam sent out a Tweet yesterday . . . warning them not to do it again.Â Â He said, quote, "Dear Fox News, don't play our music on your evil [effing] channel ever again.Â Â Thank you."
--He didn't elaborate . . . and Fox News hasn't commented.
Scarlett Johansson . . . Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hittin' That?
"Us Weekly" claims thatÂ SCARLETT JOHANSSON andÂ JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT were spotted making out in New York City last month.Â Â There's no word why it took so long for this report to surface.
--A source says, quote, "They were kissing.Â Â They were very lovey.Â Â They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it's gone beyond that now."
Jon Bon Jovi Has Opened a Volunteer, "Pay What You Can" Restaurant
JON BON JOVI has opened a charity, "pay what you can" restaurant in Red Bank, New Jersey.Â Â It's theÂ JBJ Soul Kitchen, and it serves "healthy variations on classic soul food."Â Â It actually started in 2009, but now it has a permanent location.
--Here's how it works:Â Â There won't be prices on the menus.Â Â Diners can pay a suggested donation . . . or earn free meals by doing volunteer work in the community.
--By the way, Jon wants you to know that this ISN'T a cafeteria or soup kitchen.Â Â He says, quote, "It's the hottest-looking restaurant in this town.Â Â We have to get rid of a few stigmas attached to the word volunteering and making a difference."
The Probation Department Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Doing Okay . . . But Prosecutors Want Her Back in Jail
LINDSAY LOHAN has a status hearing today, and the probation department is reportedly in her corner.
--Despite allegedly being bounced from the women's shelter where she was supposed to do the bulk of her community service, a source in the department told TMZ that she's still on track to complete her hours within the year she was given.
--There have also been reports that Lindsay has been skipping out on court-ordered weekly psychiatric appointments.Â Â But TMZ says her shrink is satisfied with how things are going.
--But the prosecutors at the L.A. City Attorney's Office will reportedly argue that Lindsay violated her probation by being booted from the women's shelter, and she needs to go BACK TO JAIL.
--Lindsay is now doing her community service at the Red Cross, and her rep says she's been going EVERY DAY, and, quote, "working diligently to fulfill the other requirements of her probation."
Karina Smirnoff Admits She and Tigers Pitcher Brad Penny Postponed Their Wedding Because of Work
"Dancing With the Stars"minxÂ KARINA SMIRNOFF confirmed yesterday that she and Detroit Tigers pitcherÂ BRAD PENNYpostponed their wedding because of work commitments.
--She said, quote, "It's just this season is going so well for me and [partner] J.R. [Martinez] and I want to be able to concentrate 100% here.Â Â And at the same time, concentrate on planning the wedding.Â Â So together, it's just impossible.
--"And Brad's been gone for two months playing in Detroit . . . he's just coming back tonight.Â Â So it's all good.Â Â We're just going to do it a little later."
Michelle Obama Doesn't Mind Her Daughters Watching "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" . . . As Long As They Learn the Right Lessons From It
Here's a good example of how ridiculously EVERYWHERE theÂ KARDASHIANS are:
--EvenÂ PRESIDENT OBAMA'S daughters, 10-year-oldÂ Sasha and 13-year-oldÂ Malia, watch "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on Sunday nights.
--ButÂ MICHELLE OBAMA says she only lets them on the condition that they learn the right lessons from it.Â Â And we should probably note that the president himself isn't a fan.
--Michelle says, quote, "Barack doesn't like that as much.â
--"But I sort of feel like if we're talking about it, and I'm more concerned with how they take it in . . . what did you learn when you watched that.Â Â And if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I'm like, okay."
Which Network Will Charlie Sheen's New Show End Up At?
CHARLIE SHEEN'S new sitcomÂ "Anger Management" still doesn't have a home . . . but it sounds like negotiations with various networks are heating up.Â Â So where will it end up?
--Word has it that Charlie has pitched the show to all the major broadcast networks except CBS, which of course is the home of"Two and a Half Men".
--There's also the possibility that it could end up on cable.Â Â Supposedly, there have been talks with Comedy Central, USA, FX and TV Land.
--A so-called "source" tells E! Online that Comedy Central, quote, "really wants the show," but there's no deal in place yet.
--By the way,"Two and a Half Men" slipped a little farther in the ratings this week, with 16.2 million.Â Â Ashton Kutcher's fourth episode attracted 1.5 million fewer viewers than the previous week's show, but it's still clinging to the Top 5 . . . for now.
Justin Bieber Is Spending Millions on Selena Gomez While Some Other Guy Wants to Kill Her
Guys, what's the most you ever spent on a girlfriend?Â Â Was it anywhere near A MILLION BUCKS?
--Because that's supposedly whatÂ JUSTIN BIEBER has already spent onÂ SELENA GOMEZ . . . from helicopter rides to buying out an entire flower shop on Valentine's Day and beyond.
--And his friends are starting to worry about it.Â Â A source says, quote, "Each date is a production, from bodyguards to flowers, private jets to catered meals.Â Â Plus, he buys her major gifts.Â Â It's all adding up pretty quickly."
--BUT itâs not all love and bliss for Selena these days.
--SELENA got a restraining order against a 46-year-old man who threatened to kill her.
--Apparently, this guy was picked up for a mental evaluation last month on an unrelated matter, and that's when he told a shrink he'd had conversations with God about killing Selena.
Did Shia LaBeouf Get Into a Drunken Bar Fight Last Week?
RadarOnline.com says SHIA LABEOUF was involved in a drunken bar fight in Vancouver early Friday morning.
--It all started at a bar called the Cinema Public House, when Shia got into it with a much bigger guy named Mike.Â Â They were pulled off each other and kicked out of the bar.
--But outside on the street, "Mike" ripped off his shirt and jumped Shia.Â Â Radar says Mike, quote, "ran up to Shia hitting him to the ground with at least three punches to his head before bystanders came to his aid."
--When one guy tried to calm Shia down, Shia went after HIM and had to be restrained.
--A source says, quote, "The guy had to tell him something like 'calm down or I'll have to lay you out'.Â Â Then Shia just put his hands up and gave up."
Giuliana Rancic Has Breast Cancer
E! News hostÂ GIULIANA RANCIC announced yesterday that she has early stage breast cancer . . . and she's only 36.
--She made the announcement on theÂ "Today" show, saying the cancer was caught back in August while she was preparing to try to get pregnant through in vitro fertilization.
--Her doctor insisted she get a mammogram as a precaution because pregnancy hormones could accelerate cancer . . . if she had it.
--She said, quote, "I wasn't prepared to get a mammogram until I was 40 years old.Â Â I never in my wildest dreams expected anything to be wrong."
--But she added, quote, "I will be okay, because I found it early.Â Â I'm doing surgery this coming week, and then I go to radiation for six and a half weeks."
--Giuliana . . . who's married to the very firstÂ "Apprentice" winnerÂ BILL RANCIC . . . also said she still plans to have a baby . . . and even though it hasn't even been conceived yet, she says that baby has already SAVED HER LIFE.
Justin Timberlake and Ashley Judd Pay Tribute to Late Indy Driver Dan Wheldon
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE andÂ ASHLEY JUDD paid tribute yesterday to Indy driverÂ DAN WHELDON . . . who died in a major crash Sunday at the Las Vegas Indy 300.
--Wheldon was sponsored by Justin's clothing line, William Rast.Â Â And Justin said, quote, "I was deeply saddened to hear the news on Dan Wheldon's unfortunate and untimely death.
--"He was a great driver and a strong supporter of William Rast Racing.Â Â My thoughts and prayers are with his family in their time of loss."
--Meanwhile, Ashley was actually AT the race, because her husband,Â DARIO FRANCHITTI, was in it.
--She Tweeted, quote, "Hardest parts, Thinking about [Wheldon's wife and two children].Â Â Seeing my husband grieve.Â Â Nights are so awful at first.Â Â Poor woman.Â Â Such pain."