Fishers Police Issue Warning After Goose Attacks Two People In Walmart Parking Lot

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Yes, this is a real headline. Fisher’s Police issued the following warning about #gooserage on Facebook after a recent goose attack in a Walmart Parking lot.

It’s nesting season now through June, so the geese are particularly aggressive. Which, TBH, is kind of what you’d want in your human partner. If someone enters your space, you want someone to protect you. Apparently a goose is the same way.