I’ve never been able grow a full big cool beard, and I’ve still got these hairless patches on my face.  Anyone have any beard growing advice?  Do I have low T?  Do you think I will hit puberty soon?  Do you think me pressing my face against the microwave glass to watch my burritos get hot has had adverse effects over time?  Or is this stubble cool?  Kind just looks dirty to me.  What’s trending right now?  Hipster beard or boyband stubble?  My wife prefers me clean-shaven, but that seems boring, right?  Plus, shaving every day sucks.  What do I do with this face?  Luckily, right now, thanks to pandemic, it’s ok to look dirty.

Producer Will