These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them. Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes. I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy Chex Mix Cigs. I wanna stop. I know they’re bad for me. I need a Jalapeno patch. I need some Spicy Chex Mix gum. Either way, now I empathize with people addicted to nicotine. I’m stressed out just thinking about this. I need to go have one Chex sprinkled in Jalapeno Cheddar dust. Just ONE! I’ll start quitting after that.
Producer Will
