Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between that madness and an oatmeal raisin cookie.  Someone try it and let me know!  My mom always threatened to wash my mouth out with soap.  I wish I could’ve said, “Fine, but make it Oatmeal and Shea Butter.”  BTW, if you read this, tweet me at:  @willpfaffy – tell me you’ll wash my mouth out with soap.  This is an experiment.