I, for one, thought we were doing just fine with Borat in our past, but now it’s also in our future.

The whole movie is apparently in the can and while we have no release date yet, we do have the official title. You may want to bathroom first because it’s long and trying to make sense of it is going to take even longer. Ready?

The official title is: “Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan”.

It sounds about like the OG Borat which was aptly titled “Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” so I can only imagine I won’t be seeing this one either.

— Jenn