No one’s surprised by this, right?
Miley Cyrus says, “Girls are way hotter. We know this. Everyone, I think, can agree that from ancient times [penises] makes wonderful sculptures. Other than that, I’m not as interested. I like [them] as art pieces. And sculptural, I love the shape, I think it looks really good on a table.”
She adds, “It’s good if it can just get in and go away, because I don’t want it eyeing me up. That’s how I truly feel. I felt really good about saying that. Everyone knows that [boobs] are prettier than [testes].”
I’d question her thought of man parts looking really good on a table, but we have to remember this is the same chick who decorates her house with sex toys.
— Jenn
