The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had their victory boat parade yesterday, and Tom Brady got frat boy drunk.
There are several videos of him stumbling around, looking like he’s two sheets to the wind, as my mother would say. Brady even responded to one video on Twitter saying, “Noting to see her . . . just litTle avoCado tequila.”
The best video, though, is the one where Brady’s on a boat throwing the Lombardi trophy across the water to Rob Gronkowski’s boat like denting a Lombardi trophy isn’t in Gronkowski’s past.
Oh, and there are also no masks or social distancing to be seen so this parade was the poster child of bad decisions.
— Jenn
