No really. This was 2019 in Edinburgh and there was a street brawl outside of a bar. I’m not 100% sure why during the fight she leaned in to kiss him but she did and instead of a true kiss she BIT. HIS. TONGUE. OFF. (A part of it, anyway.) And then like a moment out of a Ben Stiller movie when she spit the piece out a honest to life SEAGULL swooped down and ATE IT. And that’s how they ended up in court, he was maimed for life and she plead guilty TO BITING OFF A MAN’S TONGUE. Here’s the story!
Enjoy whatever meal you intend to eat ever again.