Megan Thee Stallion Is Selling Literal Pie Now

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By @emilyontheradio

Megan Thee Stallion has entered the baking game… sort of. She’s working with Goldbelly to put out H-Town Hottie Pies. Get it? Because she’s from Houston?

Hotties can enjoy a sweet and salty twist on a pecan pie “loaded up with a mix of coconut, pecans, butterscotch chips and glistening with a dusting of edible gold.”

Okay, but is it just me? Or does it sort of look dry and crunchy? Like not in a great way. I could be wrong. None of my grandma’s cooking is pretty, but it’s all delicious. Maybe it’s the gold on top that is off-putting for me personally. They call it gooey. And I do like gooey.

According to goldbelly.com, pies are 10″ and serve 8 people. Each pie comes in a custom box. Oh, and it’s $59 — that’s a little over $7 PER SLICE.

So what do you say? Are you gonna smash or pass?

@emilyontheradio