She Got Bangs and Now She’s Emotionally Unavailable

You knew she meant business the moment she walked in with curtain bangs and a quiet rage. Glow-ups in 2025 hit differently. They come with new hair, filtered trauma, and a Google Calendar packed with self-love and brunch.

This isn’t about impressing anyone. This is about looking so good people think you’re doing better than you actually are (spoiler: you are).

3 Fast Glow-Up Hacks:

  • Add retinol. Subtract drama.
  • Only cry in flattering lighting.
  • Pretend you don’t check who watched your stories. (You do. We all do.)

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