If you’ve never locked eyes with someone over a clearance bin of discounted pool noodles… have you even lived?

• 💘 Midnight Walmart runs are chaotic romance core.
• 👀 Someone’s wearing pajama pants and Crocs. It might be your soulmate.
• 🧻 You’re buying toilet paper and a lava lamp. They’re buying beef jerky and sandals. Destiny?

Forget dating apps. Head to aisle 7 and let destiny unfold over a dented box of Pop-Tarts.

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