Category Archives: Will’s Blog

Back That Mask Up

Back That Mask Up

          I’ve been using this real N95 mask since March, and I’ve had to do some advanced repairs to keep it going (as you can see).  I don’t want to get rid of this mask though because it’s a real N95.  I’m kind of a mask snob and would rather look…MORE

Headbands Are Still Dope, Right?!

Headbands Are Still Dope, Right?!

          I wore this headband somewhere recently, and some dude was all like, “Well, looks the 1980s just arrived!  What are you?  Starring in a Judi Sheppard Missett Jazzercise workout video?”  No, A-hole!  And Who?  Jazzer-what?  Just kidding, I’ve actually heard of Jazzercising, but Judi Sheppard Missett?  Sorry, old timer.  And…MORE

Lazy Origami For Idiots

Lazy Origami For Idiots

          They say the ancient Asian art of origami (paper folding) can be a therapeutic medium through which one can not only express themselves, but also relieve stress.  Indeed, I’ve found this to be true.  Especially in these unprecedented times.  This is a peanut M&M crane.  I created this piece by…MORE

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

          This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt.  As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers.  Rich people say they wipe their ass with cash, and I always thought that was just some kind of…MORE

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between…MORE

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

                        These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy…MORE

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

                        I’ve never been able grow a full big cool beard, and I’ve still got these hairless patches on my face.  Anyone have any beard growing advice?  Do I have low T?  Do you think I will hit puberty soon?  Do you think me…MORE

Blend Store Bought Salsa

Blend Store Bought Salsa

I always prefer the smooth thin texture of restaurant salsa, but when you buy salsa at the store it’s always really chunky.  I figured it out though.  Just dump that salsa in your blender on the sauce setting and blend it to perfect restaurant quality consistency.  Hell yeah, you’ll thank me. Producer WillMORE

Zelda Shirt Gets Compliments!

Zelda Shirt Gets Compliments!

Here I am in my quarantined studio at Red Curb.  This is my Zelda shirt, and it totally gets more compliments than anything else I wear.  Maybe you’re like me and have no fashion sense, hate thinking about dressing yourself, despise shopping for clothes, still wear weird pants from high school, and look like a…MORE

Late To The Game On Wirelessly Charging My Phone!

Late To The Game On Wirelessly Charging My Phone!

I’m way late to the game on wirelessly charging, everyone!  I didn’t know this was a thing, so maybe you don’t, or haven’t tried it.  If you have an iPhone 8 or newer, you can just set your phone on one of these pad thingies, and it’ll charge without the Apple lightning cable.  I jack…MORE