Football Scented Candles Are Here

Football scented candles have arrived. Why? Because this is 2020 and there are no rules anymore.

They’re made by a company that’s owned by Anheuser Busch called Babe Wine, and they come in three scents: artificial turf field, nachos, and jockstrap (whose idea was this???)

You can pay $29 per candle or a 3 pack is a real bargain at just $69. I’d honestly consider paying upwards of $69 just to never have to smell the jockstrap one.