Bulletproof Phones, Free Food, and a Pirate Eye Patch

Benihana, PBR, and Bada Bing

Mash Donalds, Castration, and Nicotine

Caves, Scrapbooks, and a Little Inspiration

Brain Costumes, Bentleys, and Twins

Stress, Hummingbirds, and Urine

Polar Bears, Disneyland Cats, and Magic 8-Balls

Hope, Kittens, and Barefoot Adventures