No one’s surprised by this, right?

Miley Cyrus says, “Girls are way hotter.  We know this.  Everyone, I think, can agree that from ancient times [penises] makes wonderful sculptures.  Other than that, I’m not as interested. I like [them] as art pieces.  And sculptural, I love the shape, I think it looks really good on a table.”

She adds, “It’s good if it can just get in and go away, because I don’t want it eyeing me up.  That’s how I truly feel. I felt really good about saying that.  Everyone knows that [boobs] are prettier than [testes].”

I’d question her thought of man parts looking really good on a table, but we have to remember this is the same chick who decorates her house with sex toys.

— Jenn