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I Keep Confusing…

…the phrases, “Booty Call” and “Butt Dial” – My phone accidentally called my boss, and when I finally heard him calling my name, I said, “This was just a booty call.”  Needless to say, we made love, and then I was fired immediately.  Just kidding.  I wasn’t fired.  Immediately.  I probably will be now.