You bought a paddle. Then a ball bag. Now you’re eyeing a rhinestone visor with “Queen of the Court” on it. Pickleball is less of a sport and more of an excuse to accessorize like a suburban tennis Barbie.
Unnecessary Must-Haves:
- Glitter paddle case
- Personalized water bottle that says “Paddle Snob”
- Scoreboard app you’ll never open
- Matching pickleball socks with tiny pickles on them
- A keychain whistle you’ll blow once then lose
And yes… there’s a sequin fanny pack.
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