“Emotional Support Water Bottle” – The Unsung Hero of Summer

There’s a whole generation clutching pastel Stanley cups like they’re baby goats. And we get it.

  • 🚰 It’s not just hydration, it’s a lifestyle.
  • 💧You don’t drink it. You bond with it.
  • 🧊 It has stickers. A name. And if you leave it at Target, you turn around immediately.

This summer? Forget beach bags. Just bring your bottle, and maybe a second one for emotional backup.

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