Hugging Grandma Again…

…could be dangerous.  I’d give my grandma such a big hug after not getting to do it for a year that I might snap her bones into dust.  Just be careful that you don’t hug-murder your grandma – especially after she survived Covid.  MORE

Mark Wahlberg Is Eating 7,000 Calories a Day to Gain 30 Pounds

For an upcoming movie called Stu, MARK WAHLBERG has gained 20 pounds in three weeks, and he’s trying to pack on another 10. How’s he doing it? He enlisted the help of a personal chef named Lawrence Duran who’s feeding him 7,000 calories a day. That’s three times more than the average American eats. But Lawrence would like you to…MORE

If You Had That Butt Flap…

…you know, like in old-timey underwear… If you had that butt flap, would you use it to poop OR would you still feel more comfortable pulling your pants all the way down to poop?  See, I never use the wiener-hole in my underwear to pee, I just pull the elastic down to assure plenty of…MORE

The Song Olivia Rodrigo Wishes She Wrote

OLIVIA RODRIGO came in hot with Drivers License, but MTV asked her which existing song she wishes she would have written and she landed on Praying by KESHA. Olivia said, “That song is so powerful, I absolutely cannot listen to it without having a little frog in my throat and tearing up. It’s fantastic.” (Here’s that clip from the interview.) Kesha heard about…MORE

Elastic Waisted Jeans…

…would be badass.  A nice wide soft waistband too.  Still jeans though – that look and act like jeans – just with a soft stretchier waist.  Why hasn’t this happened?  MORE

Do You Know These Celebrities’ Last Names?

Here’s a quiz that’s a lot harder than you think it’ll be: Do you know the last names of these celebrities? 1.  Beyoncé: Knowles-Carter. Her full name is Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. 2.  Lizzo: Jefferson. Her full name is Melissa Viviane Jefferson. 3.  Lil Nas X: Hill. His full name is Montero Lamar Hill. 4.  Bruno Mars: Hernandez. His full name is Peter Gene…MORE