Texas, Woof!

The entire team of directors for the Texas power grid resigned today after their utilities catastrophically failed leaving Texans to suffer or die in a winter storm. One of their Senators, Ted Cruz, abandoned them for Cancun. Plus The Houston Texans. Lone Star’s not just their flag, it’s an accurate Yelp review for the state.…MORE

Roseanne Barr Put on a Bathing Suit to Lure In Newly-Single Kanye

Kanye West is single again, but if you wanna get with him, you’ll have to get in line behind Roseanne Barr. Roseanne posted some bathing suit pictures of herself on Instagram and captioned them “Hey Kanye” with the emoji of the face with hearts for eyes. Meanwhile, Nicholas Braun from the HBO series Succession appears to be making a play…MORE

Flaccid Pizza Fixes?

They need to make an erectile dysfunction pill for flaccid reheated thin crust pizza so it can get stiff and crispy again. I’d call it “Pie-Agra.” – Producer WillMORE