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Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

          This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt.  As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers.  Rich people say they wipe their ass with cash, and I always thought that was just some kind of…MORE

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between…MORE

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

                        These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy…MORE

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

                        I’ve never been able grow a full big cool beard, and I’ve still got these hairless patches on my face.  Anyone have any beard growing advice?  Do I have low T?  Do you think I will hit puberty soon?  Do you think me…MORE

Blend Store Bought Salsa

Blend Store Bought Salsa

I always prefer the smooth thin texture of restaurant salsa, but when you buy salsa at the store it’s always really chunky.  I figured it out though.  Just dump that salsa in your blender on the sauce setting and blend it to perfect restaurant quality consistency.  Hell yeah, you’ll thank me. Producer WillMORE

Four Things to Look Forward to in August From The Smiley Morning Show

Four Things to Look Forward to in August From The Smiley Morning Show

1.  In sports, Major League Baseball and the NBA got under way this week, and the NHL will join them this weekend.  The season resumes tomorrow, after being on hold since mid-March. 2.  On TV, “Big Brother” returns to CBS next Wednesday, and it’s an All-Star season . . . Shark Week is back on Discovery a week…MORE