Jackson Needs Help Tanning Apparently…

Hey. Jackson here. I’m confuzzled.

Between my girlfriend and my sister who both tan easily making fun of me for being pale… and my dad bullying me and taking photos of me tanning with a good ole truly by my side to post online, I don’t know what to do anymore.

If I’m pale, I get bullied. If I tan, I get bullied. How do I skip the in between process and just “be tan.”

Legitimately, I’m asking for help because apparently I am doing something wrong and I’m being turned into a meme.

Let me know on Twitter! HERE