Are You Drinking Wine WRONG?!?!?

Posted on August 3, 2020

A new survey found the biggest mistakes people make when drinking wine.  And they literally mean wine etiquette things . . . not mistakes like, “I drank a jug of wine and had relations with someone wearing a stranger.” Anyway, in honor of National White Wine Day today, here are 10 of the biggest mistakes people make…… MORE

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Posted on August 3, 2020

          This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt.  As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers.  Rich people say they wipe their ass with cash, and I always thought that was just some kind of…… MORE

Your Favorite Ice Cream Says A Lot About You Apparently

Posted on August 2, 2020

A new survey shows some weird stuff about you based on whether you prefer chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla ice cream. I’m not saying this is science, but it’s fun to see if it actually makes sense for your own personality… Chocolate Lovers: find love at age 26. pick “truth” in Truth-Or-Dare. watch rom-coms. listen to…… MORE

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Posted on August 2, 2020

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between…… MORE

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Posted on August 1, 2020

                        These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy…… MORE

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