Category Archives: Blogs

Kraft Is Trying to Make Macaroni-and-Cheese a Breakfast Food
I guess we’re at the point in the pandemic where ALL rules are out the window. Because macaroni-and-cheese now counts as a BREAKFAST FOOD.A survey by Kraft found 56% of parents are letting their...
Syndicated Author Aug 05, 2020

Back That Mask Up
I’ve been using this real N95 mask since March, and I’ve had to do some advanced repairs to keep it going (as you can see). I don’t want to get rid of t...
Syndicated Author Aug 04, 2020

Headbands Are Still Dope, Right?!
I wore this headband somewhere recently, and some dude was all like, “Well, looks the 1980s just arrived! What are you? Starring in a Judi Sheppard Missett Jazzerci...
Syndicated Author Aug 04, 2020

Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” Has Been Banned
An Irish pub in Spain has banned Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” during the pandemic because drunk people are so likely to sing along that the song spreads too many droplets.https://...
Syndicated Author Aug 03, 2020

Lazy Origami For Idiots
They say the ancient Asian art of origami (paper folding) can be a therapeutic medium through which one can not only express themselves, but also relieve stress. Indeed, ...
Syndicated Author Aug 03, 2020

Money’s Effin’ Nasty
This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt. As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers....
Syndicated Author Aug 03, 2020

The VMAs Added New Pandemic-Related Categories For This Year’s Show [NOMINEES]
(Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for Clear Channel)Unprecedented times call for new award categories… like “Best Music Video from Home” and “Best Quarantine Performance.R...
Syndicated Author Aug 02, 2020

Is Selena Gomez Hinting At New Music?
(Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)Selena Gomez, or probably her manager, posted to Instagram the other day to show a little love to her listeners for their support. She mentioned that she planne...
Syndicated Author Aug 02, 2020

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap
I love sweet oats. This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts. But, this soap, smells like dessert. If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a c...
Syndicated Author Aug 02, 2020

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!
These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them. Now I know what it’s like to ...
Syndicated Author Aug 01, 2020





