Dear Diary,
I just wanted to clear things up. I told some of the ship’s crew about my alien dreams and now they’re all running around, telling everyone that I had a sex dream about aliens with tentacles. I did NOT. There was no sex or sex adjacent activities involved in this dream. I never knowingly saw or touched any alien genitals. Not that I wanted to! Cause I did not. I’m not sure the gender or marital status of any of the aliens, even though that shouldn’t matter cause I didn’t have a sex dream about creatures with tentacles. If anyone finds this, just know that I have no desire for sexual relations with an alien.
Love, Carter.