Taylor Swift Has Matched a Record Set by Dolly Parton

Journey with me for a minute to the country world, where Taylor Swift is currently sitting at the top of the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. It’s been a minute since she’s been at the top of the country charts, and she has Love Story (Taylor’s Version) – the official title of her re-recording of Love Story – to thank. This…MORE

Texas, Woof!

The entire team of directors for the Texas power grid resigned today after their utilities catastrophically failed leaving Texans to suffer or die in a winter storm. One of their Senators, Ted Cruz, abandoned them for Cancun. Plus The Houston Texans. Lone Star’s not just their flag, it’s an accurate Yelp review for the state.…MORE

Roseanne Barr Put on a Bathing Suit to Lure In Newly-Single Kanye

Kanye West is single again, but if you wanna get with him, you’ll have to get in line behind Roseanne Barr. Roseanne posted some bathing suit pictures of herself on Instagram and captioned them “Hey Kanye” with the emoji of the face with hearts for eyes. Meanwhile, Nicholas Braun from the HBO series Succession appears to be making a play…MORE

Flaccid Pizza Fixes?

They need to make an erectile dysfunction pill for flaccid reheated thin crust pizza so it can get stiff and crispy again. I’d call it “Pie-Agra.” – Producer WillMORE