Men with These Features Are the Best in Bed

Nothing says “sexual superstar” like a man with a thick beard . . . a bunch of badass tattoos . . . and small, dainty, ballerina feet. A new survey asked 4,500 women to name the physical features of their BEST sexual partner.  Here are the top 10 most common features . . . 1. …MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Song about winter – this guy is like a white guy in his 50s wearing a parka in the woods and grimacing https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeRRG31E/ Jew who loves trees – this guy has created a series called Jew who loves trees. And he uses the trees to describe the relationship between him and his older brother https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMedWeku6/…MORE

Food Floors

  Going on a year in quarantine with a 5 year old and a 17 month old, our floor is always just a carpet of crushed and smushed food. I’m thinking about replacing them with sewer grates. The floors, not the children. Yet. – Producer WillMORE

Sia’s New Movie Is Worse Than “Cats”

If you missed it, Sia has a new movie out. It’s called Music and everything is wrong with it. First of all, it’s a movie about a nonverbal autistic girl, and Sia cast a verbal non-autistic girl to play the part. Then she got mad when people criticized her for that decision, and instead of making…MORE