Category Archives: SMS Blog

Men with These Features Are the Best in Bed

Men with These Features Are the Best in Bed

Nothing says “sexual superstar” like a man with a thick beard . . . a bunch of badass tattoos . . . and small, dainty, ballerina feet. A new survey asked 4,500 women to name the physical features of their BEST sexual partner.  Here are the top 10 most common features . . . 1. …MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Song about winter – this guy is like a white guy in his 50s wearing a parka in the woods and grimacing https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeRRG31E/ Jew who loves trees – this guy has created a series called Jew who loves trees. And he uses the trees to describe the relationship between him and his older brother https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMedWeku6/…MORE

Food Floors

Food Floors

  Going on a year in quarantine with a 5 year old and a 17 month old, our floor is always just a carpet of crushed and smushed food. I’m thinking about replacing them with sewer grates. The floors, not the children. Yet. – Producer WillMORE

Will’s Distraction Podcast:  Nail Polish!

Will’s Distraction Podcast: Nail Polish!

          Learn about the history and origins of nail polish with a bunch of hilarious tangents.  Check it out now: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/distraction/id1530188867 – WillMORE

Do You and Your Pet Have Similar Personalities?

Do You and Your Pet Have Similar Personalities?

Would you say you and your pet have similar personalities?  Over half of pet owners say YES.  55% of people with pets think their cat or dog has taken on some of their personality traits. Here are the ten most common traits people used to describe their pets . . . 1.  Smart.  62% agreed…MORE

Quarantine – this guy is Tik Tok’ing his way through quarantine and trying to find fun ways to pass each day. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMee3EbRt/ Deep thoughts – this guy is just sharing his deep thoughts https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeeYrbs2/ Cool facts – it’s time to learn a little something – this girl has pulled up some cool random facts https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMee3E7NC/…MORE

Most People Judge Couples Who Post Too Much

Most People Judge Couples Who Post Too Much

I know it’s the season of love or whatever, but just know before you post your 37th couple selfie of the month that you ARE being judged. According to a new survey, 51% of Americans say they judge couples who post about each other too much on social media. People are a bit more forgiving…MORE

Tik Tok Toni This Week

Tik Tok Toni This Week

  Lifestyle change can be hard, this guy gives us his update. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJod1MEc/ Do you know any funny southern sayings? This guy has some of the best. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJodJVmh/ Sometimes you drink while watching Bridgerton and this happens… https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJodAckx/ This is a fun game with Jason Derulo songs. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJodhYqo/ We talk about how much we love…MORE

Will’s Distraction Podcast:  Staplers!

Will’s Distraction Podcast: Staplers!

Listen to episode 23!  This history of staplers with a bunch of dumb interruptions! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/distraction/id1530188867MORE

Dogs are Like Family Because of THIS

Dogs are Like Family Because of THIS

The Reason Dogs Are Now Treated Like Part of the Family? Do you feel like your dog is part of your family?  Of course you do.  Most people do. And a new study out of Washington State University figured out WHY . . . it’s all thanks to women. The researchers found that women formed…MORE