Category Archives: SMS Blog

Relations Moves…

Relations Moves…

…are hard to make up.  All of them have been done before and are pretty much perfectly named.  What if you just rubbed butts together?  Could call it, um…  “Freaky Cheeky,”  “Tushy Pushy,”  “Buns-In Burner,”  “Trunk Dunkin,”  “Givin’ Two Sits,”  “Push It Real Glute,”  “Fast-Assin’”  – any winners here?MORE

You Gotta Add…

You Gotta Add…

…Mac Sauce and Bacon to your next McDonald’s sandwich.  Thank me later.MORE

I Keep Confusing…

I Keep Confusing…

…the phrases, “Booty Call” and “Butt Dial” – My phone accidentally called my boss, and when I finally heard him calling my name, I said, “This was just a booty call.”  Needless to say, we made love, and then I was fired immediately.  Just kidding.  I wasn’t fired.  Immediately.  I probably will be now.MORE

Good News – You’re Satisfied!

Good News – You’re Satisfied!

Here are a few more good news stories making the rounds . . . 1. It’s been a challenging year at work . . . but believe it or not, people are still pretty satisfied with their jobs. In fact, there was slightly HIGHER job satisfaction last year than there was in 2019. One of…MORE

Random Facts for Today!

Random Facts for Today!

Five Random Facts for Today 1. There are 18 fictional characters with stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The most recent are Alvin and the Chipmunks, who got their star in 2019 . . . Mickey Mouse was first, in 1978. 2. The U.S. has the highest drinking age in North or South America.…MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Happy birthday – this guy has some serious feelings about the birthday song https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeC6GSVg/ Buying wine – this guy has a story about how buying wine is hard https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMexcut4H/ First date horror story  – this guy is from Indiana and is telling his first date horror story https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeC2LaAm/ Mom groups – this lady has some…MORE

I Wanna Make…

I Wanna Make…

…a special candy powder you put on tongues so when you french kiss someone, it turns into this amazing flavor.  It’s about time to take frenching someone to the next delicious level.MORE

Home Covid tests have FINALLY started hitting stores like Walmart and CVS

Home Covid tests have FINALLY started hitting stores like Walmart and CVS

Home Covid tests have FINALLY started hitting stores like Walmart and CVS.  The kits cost $24 and you can use them to give yourself a test at home . . . and get the results that same day without having to send the test out for processing. Shoppers can buy the BinaxNow kit online at CVS, Walgreens, and Walmart for…MORE

Ranch Corn Nuts…

Ranch Corn Nuts…

…are really kinda fuggin’ gross, but I can’t stop eating those stupid things.  Do you wish the flavor ranch would shatter your teeth and stick in your gums for day?  That’s corn nuts.MORE

The 5 Minute Rule…

The 5 Minute Rule…

…is bullshit.  I’ve watched my daughter joyfully eat old stuff off our floor that had been there for who knows how long.  Based on her enthusiasm, you could enjoy a treat off the floor for up to 36 hours later.MORE