This is the horrifying face of a man who has religiously been wearing his mask everywhere all summer. Yes, that’s a mask farmer’s tan on my money maker. I look like tan mom drank a gallon white paint. So, if I can look like this, so can you. Wear your…… MORE
Oh man! I gotta get better at these little girl hair thingies. This is my daughter, Maren, after old fat fingers daddy tried to put in pigtails with those tiny little rubber bandies that somehow mommy flings on with seamless easy. You have to have the slender dexterity of an…… MORE
The following blog uses 3 profanities, but this is the Internet. The big bad guy in the Marvel Movies is a real asshole named Thanos. Spoiler alert: he eventually collects all these things called “Infinity Stones” that allow him to snap his fingers and take out half of all living…… MORE
My wife, Adrienne, and I ordered some new N95 masks from Amazon. Well, we thought they were N95s. They’re Asian N95s called KN95s. We got the bag of them, and there is no brand or company name on them, and all they say across the front is “Not For Medical…… MORE
I grew up with 3 older sisters who were all teenagers in the 80s. Our house basically smelled like Madonna “Like A Virgin” Perfume and Aquanet Hair Spray ALL OF THE TIME. I made a joke about still using Aquanet in a previous blog that you probably didn’t read, but…… MORE
Puffs are the angry baby neutralizer! My daughter, Maren, just started eating real food not too long. She’s 10 months old, walks, babbles, screams, eats, and poops! But, like all of us, the screaming can be neutralized by EATING. And there’s nothing better than these baby puffs! We just stick…… MORE
Yo! How many days do you go using the same towel? I pretty much use mine until it turns into a stiff canvas. You could hang my used towels on the wall like a mural. You can see the art my body’s been making for the last several months. …… MORE
Are you one of those people who like the stick in your back door? I am. It feels better to me when it’s there. I get it though, there are some people who think it’ll hurt their glass or do some other kind of damage. The back-door stick must be…… MORE
Welp! This one’ll never work. My head barely fit in it, and the air hose is a sticker. This reviewer DOES NOT recommend going to space in this one…unless you stay inside the whole time. If you’re going to go to space soon, get a different one, and use this…… MORE
My son, Lincoln, got this toy snow shovel for a gift one time. It kind of just sits in the corner with other tall awkward toys – like a set of play brooms and mops and dust pans. EXACTLY, right? What kid plays at chore-stuff like mopping and SHOVELING SNOW? …… MORE
